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Arbor Day 2012: 9 Sexiest Trees We Could Find (PHOTOS)

Posted: 04/27/2012 3:39 pm Updated: 04/27/2012 3:39 pm

It's Arbor Day, folks, so in honor of all you tree huggers out there, here are nine of the sexiest photos of trees we could find on Flickr.

Why?

Because nature is beautiful and extremely suggestive, that's why.

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  • Sultry Tree

    Those smooth lines lend an air of romanticism to this walk in the woods. Also, upside down it looks like a butt.

  • Curvy Tree

    Flaunt it if you got it.

  • Hanky Panky Trees

    Something's going on here, we're just not sure what.

  • Boob Tree

    This tree could win a wet t-shirt contest.

  • Bottom Tree

    This tree's got a little junk in the trunk... heyo!

  • Microstrobilus

    You can't spell microstrobilus without the letter S, which stands for sexy.

  • Orgy Tree

    There's a party in the woods and everyone's invited.

  • Um...

    We'll just leave this one up to your imagination.

  • Penis Tree

    You know what they say about trees with large leaves...

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