It's Arbor Day, folks, so in honor of all you tree huggers out there, here are nine of the sexiest photos of trees we could find on Flickr.
Because nature is beautiful and extremely suggestive, that's why.
Those smooth lines lend an air of romanticism to this walk in the woods. Also, upside down it looks like a butt.
Flaunt it if you got it.
Something's going on here, we're just not sure what.
This tree could win a wet t-shirt contest.
This tree's got a little junk in the trunk... heyo!
You can't spell microstrobilus without the letter S, which stands for sexy.
There's a party in the woods and everyone's invited.
We'll just leave this one up to your imagination.
You know what they say about trees with large leaves...
Bette Midler celebrates Arbor Day.