Arbor Day 2012: 9 Sexiest Trees We Could Find (PHOTOS)

It's Arbor Day, folks, so in honor of all you tree huggers out there, here are nine of the sexiest photos of trees we could find on Flickr.

Why?

Because nature is beautiful and extremely suggestive, that's why.

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• Sultry Tree

  Those smooth lines lend an air of romanticism to this walk in the woods. Also, upside down it looks like a butt.

• Curvy Tree

  Flaunt it if you got it.

• Hanky Panky Trees

  Something's going on here, we're just not sure what.

• Boob Tree

  This tree could win a wet t-shirt contest.

• Bottom Tree

  This tree's got a little junk in the trunk... heyo!

• Microstrobilus

  You can't spell microstrobilus without the letter S, which stands for sexy.

• Orgy Tree

  There's a party in the woods and everyone's invited.

• Um...

  We'll just leave this one up to your imagination.

• Penis Tree

  You know what they say about trees with large leaves...

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