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Sharks With Lasers: It's Not Just An 'Austin Powers' Allusion Anymore (PHOTOS)

Posted: 05/03/2012 1:10 pm Updated: 05/05/2012 10:22 am

So, it turns out "Austin Powers" contained an accurate prediction of what the not-too-distant future would hold. That future is now, and Dr. Evil's plan to have "sharks with laser beams attached to their heads" is almost a reality.

TV host and shark diver Luke Tipple is responsible for this latest act of life imitating 90s comedies. And sure, while in this case the laser beams are attached to a lemon shark's dorsal fin, it's still pretty close.

"A month or so ago I was asked by a company in Hong Kong called 'Wicked Lasers' if I would strap a laser to a shark and 'take a few pictures' for them," Tipple explains on his site. "My first thought was, um... no. There's really no reason to do it and it was obviously just a publicity stunt."

But then Tipple got to thinking and decided there was a scientific reason for it.

"I was quite interested in seeing if we could use a laser to measure actual body contortions and posturing while a shark was in it's [sic] final approach to a stimulus source," Tipple wrote. "Is there for example a measurable difference in how it behaves on approach to a splashing human verses a floundering sea mammal, a wounded fish verses a chum box? It's the minutia of shark behavior that often fascinates me and I figured, why not give this a shot?"

That sounds all well and good for the shark, but what about the other creatures in the sea? Could they be laser beamed to death?

Tipple told Wired not to worry. "The laser we were using wasn’t strong enough to cause ocular or thermal damage to other sea life,” he said.

But Wired also spoke with Neil Hammerschlag, an assistant professor with the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science, who expressed some reservations about the actual scientific value of the experiment.

Still, as Tipple notes on his site, there's already one been tangible benefit to the public perception of sharks.

"When was the last time you heard major media outlets say that sharks were cool? For readers of this recent string of press I think it was, well... yesterday."

The experiment also gave Tipple an opportunity to speak out on sharks' behalf.

"Sharks as a whole are not all that dangerous," Tipple told Australia's News.com.

Take a look at the PHOTOS below:

UPDATE: Tipple spoke to The Huffington Post about his non-profit, Shark Free Marinas, and about changing the negative perception of sharks.

"It's gonna be a gradual change in the public and the press' understanding of what a shark is and how it lives its life," Tipple said. "There's a a widely held perception that sharks are monsters. I understand that mentality because if it bleeds it leads. But we don't give them credit for being what they are which is a predator, not a monster."

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So, it turns out "Austin Powers" contained an accurate prediction of what the not-too-distant future would hold. That future is now, and Dr. Evil's plan to have "sharks with laser beams attached to th...
So, it turns out "Austin Powers" contained an accurate prediction of what the not-too-distant future would hold. That future is now, and Dr. Evil's plan to have "sharks with laser beams attached to th...
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TisKishnsing
Brutal logic, unexpected honesty
02:17 PM on 05/07/2012
not impressed. in fact i'm slightly pissed off coz this is lame.
09:07 PM on 05/05/2012
I think the shark is laughing as the first guy who tried to put the laser on the shark was a delicious lunch.
09:44 PM on 05/04/2012
Diving with sharks is a blast, I highly recommend it.
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05:21 PM on 05/04/2012
LAME - harassing wild animals for entertainment is wrong...
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dwhuston
Why do people say strangers are perfect?
10:24 AM on 05/04/2012
Nice :) How did he get it to smile?
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SonOfUgh
Your micro-bio is empty
11:28 PM on 05/06/2012
Have you ever been stoned at a laser Pink Floyd show? I rest my case.
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dwhuston
Why do people say strangers are perfect?
09:52 AM on 05/08/2012
:)
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Lahonda
Bynocent Instander
08:59 AM on 05/04/2012
Muh, muh, muhahwahahahahahaha... erk cough, cough. (swallowed my gum)
spiffy nid
For the Emperor.
12:28 AM on 05/04/2012
My first reaction was 'How do I get lasers small enough for my bala sharks...'
12:19 AM on 05/04/2012
Mitt Romney's concept of compassionate conservatism is NOT equipping his pool of man eating sharks with frikkin' lasers.
03:46 PM on 05/04/2012
Obama's concept of aquatic liberalism is to make sure that EVERY shark gets a FREE laser...claiming it's only "fair" that the lasers get spread around...at which point he'll stick the bill to all of the Lobsters claiming they're worth "more" to diners, so obviously they have the cash and undersea "societal duty" to pick up the tab.
09:40 PM on 05/04/2012
A freelance writer who creates the worlds longest run on sentence ????

hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
juabdib
Man created god in his own image...
07:42 PM on 05/03/2012
"I don't remember eating any corn!"
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PenguinLinux
got root ?
06:59 PM on 05/03/2012
Wicked Lasers makes some pretty bada** lasers....just sayin'
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Vanadesse 1067
Negativity kills everything beautiful
06:57 PM on 05/03/2012
You mean I get frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.......Way to go Scotty......all Number 2 got me was angry sea bass.....

OMG!!! I am laughing so hard.....
05:48 PM on 05/03/2012
ok, that’s cool, but this is what REAL shark tagging looks like. When it’s done for a reason.

Sylvia Earle tagged whale sharks to see how they were reacting to the Deep Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. pretty awesome.

http://goo.gl/A3Au7
04:40 PM on 05/03/2012
PETA is going to swim all over this
03:03 PM on 05/15/2012
Yeah they missed the boat...
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oldwolf49
Religion is a tool of the evil.
02:54 PM on 05/03/2012
I'm sorry but even though I like the AP movies this is stUUUpid.
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HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
02:48 PM on 05/03/2012
Do I see A SyFy sequel coming?

"Sharktolaserpus"
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
05:18 PM on 05/03/2012
I always wanted them to make an undead shark movie called Sharkophagus.
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
05:53 PM on 05/03/2012
LMAO !!!!!!!!
The sad part is, I'd watch it.
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SonOfUgh
Your micro-bio is empty
12:36 AM on 05/07/2012
Shawshark Redemption?