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Kentucky Derby: What Are The Funniest Horse Names? (VIDEOS)

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Exercise rider Mick Jenner checks Kentucky Derby entry Imawildandcrazyguy's stride during a workout at Churchill Downs track in Louisville, Ky., Wednesday, May 2, 2007.
Exercise rider Mick Jenner checks Kentucky Derby entry Imawildandcrazyguy's stride during a workout at Churchill Downs track in Louisville, Ky., Wednesday, May 2, 2007.

Edward Lizardhands, You Are You The Father and Kim KarDASHian were just some of the wacky names that followers of ESPN's official Twitter account thought of when asked, "If you owned a Kentucky Derby horse, what would you name it?"

We're one day away from the race dubbed "The Greatest Two Minutes In Sports" and the 2012 Kentucky Derby may have some names that fit with those. Daddy Long Legs, Bodemeister and Union Rags might give some of ESPN's followers a run for their money.

So get prepared for some mint juleps, fancy hats, an infield party and, like every horse race, some hilarious horse names.

Want to see some more funny horse names? Just scroll down below and vote on which are the funniest. When it comes to the names of race horses, sometimes truth is stranger and funnier than fiction or hashtags.

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