Jason Alexander popped up as Alan's doctor on the 200th episode of "Two and a Half Men" (Mon., 9 p.m. ET on CBS). He gave Alan the best news a heart patient could ever want to hear. It turns out Alan is in perfect health, as if he'd never had the heart attack at all.
But considering Alan is a world-class mooch, and his friends and family had never been more kind and generous than since he had that mild heart attack, finding out he was now healthy as a horse was like his worst nightmare coming true.
To ensure fans think Alan is as despicable as possible, the rest of the episode saw him taking full advantage of Walden's weak spot for people dying around him. He hit him up for a new room, motorized chair for going up the stairs and even a premium television package. All simply because he has no moral compass whatsoever.
In the end, though, Zoey saw right through him and had a private detective tail him, catching him playing a rousing game of beach volleyball with beautiful bikini-clad women. The gig was up and Alan's punishment was to essentially be ignored on the floor where he collapsed attempting to fake yet another heart attack.
Next week is the season finale of "Two and a Half Men," Monday at 9 p.m. ET on CBS.
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