Calvin Hill Allegedly Stabbed Friend After Argument Over Who Has More Sex

Somebody needs a new wingman.

Police in South Carolina arrested Calvin Bernard Hill on Sunday after the 54-year-old allegedly stabbed his friend during a disagreement over which man "can have more sex," according to a Greenwood police report.

Following a night of partying, Hill and his friend were riding in the back seat of a PT Cruiser when the argument began, police said. The victim -- a 32-year-old male whose name is redacted from police documents -- told authorities that "he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation" about who is more capable with the ladies. That argument led to a "tussling match" and soon escalated to the alleged stabbing.

"I've been stabbed," the victim yelled, according to Hill's cousin, who was driving the car, WYFF reported.

Hill then yelled, "I can't go down for this," and threw the knife into some bushes, the cousin added.

The victim was "bleeding profusely" from a one-inch wound when authorities found him.

Hill initially denied the attack, telling police that the man stabbed himself, according to the report.

Hill is charged with assault and battery.

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Comments

[Christian Cantwell]

02:08 AM on 05/15/2012

Wow!!!!!!!!!! How insane is that? hey Calvin, you won! Now you can add an a to your name in the penitentiary and have as much sex as you want. However, it may not be how you like it. lol

[sandradel7509]

06:40 PM on 05/14/2012

What is it with guys and girls competing over stuff like this.

[loopsparky]

04:05 PM on 05/14/2012

Obsessive compulsive penetrator. Men or women, it doesn't matter.

[goldiggerrr]

02:12 PM on 05/14/2012

Really?
We gotta do better as a people.

[lithium12]

12:16 PM on 05/14/2012

I am not sure he meets the deffintion of "friend".......

[Opus Fideo]

10:10 AM on 05/14/2012

Guess he'll get plenty of shower sex now on prison

[rewith85man]

02:54 AM on 05/14/2012

He would not be worrying about any other competitors in prison.

[wonderfullone]

11:00 PM on 05/13/2012

The best part is Hill saying, "I can't go down for this".------Then threw his knife into the bushes.

[tendril]

10:21 PM on 05/13/2012

Stabbing his friend out of the competition gives him a bit of an advantage, no?

[jhightiger]

07:14 PM on 05/13/2012

They must have been talking about street walkers because they were driving around when this took place. The argument should have been about who's the biggest spender, minus the physical attack.

[sis14slf]

04:18 PM on 05/13/2012

Ol Calvin won.because he obviously now have more time on his "HANDS"

[whoBBoo]

02:17 PM on 05/13/2012

Something smells here.... the bet was probably "who had the longest johnson"

[kingjohn1956]

11:17 AM on 05/13/2012

The question is ''who's having the most sex'' ? Looking at this loverboy tells me he has two girlfriends. One who's name is Left and the other girlfriend is Right ''Who's having the most sex'' depends on who's hand gets tired first.

[NativeHorn]

09:43 AM on 05/13/2012

We'll get the definitive answer on who has more sex after he serves his time in prison. I'm sure there will be a long line outside his cell.

[WinslowWong]

01:38 AM on 05/13/2012

Two guys arguing over who can get more women. In a PT Cruiser. :-/

[rewith85man]

02:57 AM on 05/14/2012

Now, the suspect can get plenty of...from other male prisoners. The good thing is that he does not have to compete with someone else on that.