Can Yoko Ono do no wrong? The Japanese singer and performance artist has become the world's muse, sprouting warmth, light and love wherever she goes.

She collected smiles and planted wishes in India and offered bizarre and beautiful directions to a peaceful life in her instructional book, and now she has taken to Twitter.

If you are not yet aware of the phenomenon that is the Yoko Ono tweet, brace yourself. Her imaginative 140 character snippets mix avant-garde poetry and hokey-pokey-like directions. For example, "Take off your pants before you fight." Also, she celebrates Mother's Day for every single time zone. They are probably the happiest tweets ever tweeted, hands down.

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