Conan's Coffee Table Books That Didn't Sell (VIDEO)

Conan presented even more coffee table books that didn't sell on Thursday and this batch was truly ridiculous and LOL-worthy. The selections covered everything from Tanning Mom to Chris Christie to gas prices, with one cover that couldn't even be shown thanks to decency standards.

Check out the clip above and for more bad books, see our slideshow of Funniest How-To Books below. Happy not reading!

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• The Manly Art Of Knitting

  There's just something so manly about knitting atop a horse. (Via <a href="http://justmako.tumblr.com/post/16681936693/someone-please-get-this-book-for-me" target="_hplink">Tumblr: justmako</a>)

• Fancy Coffins

  Finally, a guide to building your dream coffin for your slowly decaying corpse! (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)

• Living With Crazy Buttocks

  A look at how one can live with such insane buttocks. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

• How To Date A White Woman

  This book has no doubt led to countless loving relationships. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

• How To Good-Bye Depression

  If you constrict what? WHAT IS THIS BOOK ABOUT? (Via <a href="http://www.robotnine.com/2009/03/24-odd-and-funny-book-titles-and-covers.html" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)

• The Chicken Whisperer's Guide To Keeping Chickens

  Someone out there is professionally known as "The Chicken Whisperer." Also, here's a picture of a chicken's butt if you were on the fence of about buying this. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Whisperers-Guide-Keeping-Chickens/dp/1592537286/ref=sr_1_14?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333468240&sr=1-14" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• Identifying Wood

  Never wonder if something is wooden again! (Via <a href="http://funnybookcovers.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/r-bruce-hoadley-identifying-wood-1990/" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)

• Drink As Much As You Want And Live Longer

  The sequel to the wildly popular "Eat And Smoke As Much As You Want And Live Forever." (Via <a href="http://funnybookcovers.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/frederick-m-beyerlein-drink-as-much-as-you-want-and-live-longer-1999-2/" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)

• How To Avoid Huge Ships

  Insider knowledge from a real ship captain. (Via <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/09/09/book-of-the-day-a-proposed-patron-saint-for-failcamp/" target="_hplink">The Adventures Of Accordian Guy In The 21st Century</a>)

• How To Sh*t In The Woods

  An educational book for this timeless artform. (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)

• How To Beat Your Dad At Chess

  How conveniently specific. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Beat-Your-Chess-Gambit/dp/1901983056/ref=sr_1_685?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333554682&sr=1-685" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• Pornogami

  A complete guide to erotically folded paper. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

• How To Cook WIthout A Book

  Learn how to cook without the help of a cookbook in this easy-to-read cookbook! (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Cook-Without-Book-Techniques/dp/0767902793/ref=sr_1_761?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333555082&sr=1-761" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• Knitting With Dog Hair

  The author raises a good point. Better you wear a sweater from the hair of a dog you know and love than from some random sheep. (Via <a href="http://www.robotnine.com/2009/03/24-odd-and-funny-book-titles-and-covers.html" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)

• Microwave Recipes For One

  Quickly heat up a good meal and try to briefly forget about your crippling loneliness. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Recipes-One-Annette-Yates/dp/0716020440/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333558650&sr=1-3" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• Bombproof Your Horse

  Always make sure to bombproof your horses before letting them out. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

• Make Your Own Sex Toys

  50 quick and easy DIY projects. (Via <a href="http://izismile.com/2009/10/29/the_most_crazy_books_titles_11_pics.html" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

• How To Pay Zero Taxes

  Don't forget to check out the sequel: "How To Cope WIth An Extensive Audit" (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Pay-Zero-Taxes-2012/dp/0071778756/ref=sr_1_772?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333555286&sr=1-772" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• Reusing Old Graves

  We'd rather not know the details in this book. (Via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96479.aspx" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

• How To Write A How To Write Book

  This just blew our minds. (Via <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-write-how-book/dp/0955555701/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1333558939&sr=1-1" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

• It's Easy To Play Classical Themes

  WATCH OUT FOR BEETHOVEN, KID! (Via <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-book-covers-and-titles/" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)

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