'Grand Old Party' Sex Toys Take Inspiration From Candidates' Approval Ratings

The Daily Beast:

Charting presidential candidates’ approval numbers, the majority of which come from pollsters like Gallup or Rassmussen, is a dry science—a world of charts and mindless poll presentations. But what if those reports could be sexier?

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Comments

[Wacokid36]

08:17 AM on 05/18/2012

Vibrators are similiar to Transvaginal ultrasounds, both are intrusive and both are supported by repub wives!

[evilchihuahua]

05:22 PM on 05/19/2012

The only difference is that the first isn't necessary in most cases,
while the second is needed in almost all cases.

[a6intruder]

09:25 AM on 05/17/2012

Do you know why sex with a Republican is better than with a Democrat/Liberal? Because, while the Republican only uses the Missionary position, the Democrat just sits at the side of the bed and tells you how good it's going to be.

[WryAwry]

08:47 AM on 05/17/2012

Do they each come with a complimentary antiseptic santorum-wipe for those annoying smears?

[Sim0n Gomez]

08:44 AM on 05/17/2012

No need to mess the wife's luffa anymore Mr. O'Reilly!!

[beckpod1]

08:01 AM on 05/17/2012

When it comes to new ideas.....GOP is just a ....Steely Dan....numb nuts...

[groovybeans]

07:59 AM on 05/17/2012

Finally the candidates are useful for something.

[June25]

07:24 AM on 05/17/2012

I understand the push to do as many pro gay stories as possible to support the Democrats,but this isn't even a real political story.This is nothing but some University student who sat around his dorm naming the objects that he shoved up his as* after people he had been programed to hate.

[A Meat Beetle]

08:52 AM on 05/17/2012

Ah, somebody needs a hug.

[rsaillant1]

06:54 AM on 05/17/2012

Must the award recipents drop "trou" to accept?

[LANETexasLonghorn]

06:16 AM on 05/17/2012

The slimiest toy no one wants to play with = the Santorum

[Edward Standley]

04:09 AM on 05/17/2012

A much, much larger one needs to be included so all the little GOPers out there can receive the "Lisbeth Salander treatment".

[Christian Cantwell]

03:28 AM on 05/17/2012

I saw a Herman Cain add that read as follows: Ladies, looking for a man with an ample campaign staff? A man who has always had good poll numbers? Well, Hermans cane is able!!! So, come on all you "meat lovers!!!'

[ThinkCreeps]

03:13 AM on 05/17/2012

`Takes lead from their approval ratings'. Doesn't sound very firm or thrusting.

[TexiCali]

01:06 AM on 05/17/2012

I hope that someone sends a set to each of them. Santorum would come unhinged!

[RationalCaliGirl]

12:28 AM on 05/17/2012

Classic! lol

[kaykaythere]

09:09 PM on 05/16/2012

Reading the intro where it says the toy is related to the approval rating means the toys members are not much different in size than their real members.