Whiskey Lube: Epic Meal Time Launches Bourbon-Flavored Personal Lubricant

You probably know of Epic Meal Time thanks to the, well, epic YouTube videos where thousands upon thousands of calories are consumed in one sitting. It can be painful to watch, yet for some reason, you manage to get through the whole clip. It is gluttonous, disgusting and entirely unnecessary.

The guys behind Epic Meal Time have now started yet another unneccessary business venture -- whiskey lube.

That's right folks, there's now a personal lubricant containing whiskey that was aged for four years in hard oak casks. According to press materials, it is the "gold standard of booze-flavored personal lubricants." We're not exactly sure how competitive the booze-flavored personal lubricant category is, but kudos to the Epic Meal Time team for finding a product that grosses us out more than their web series.

It's available now, if you're interested.

Here's the YouTube ad for the product:

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The Worst Liquor Flavors Of All Time

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• Van Gogh Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka

  We're not sure what to make of the alcohol industry's fascination with flavors from childhood, but here's another for the trend: Peanut butter and jelly-flavored vodka from Van Gogh. HuffPost Food recently did <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/peanut-butter-jelly-vodka_n_1415795.html" target="_hplink">a taste test of the product that yielded mixed reactions</a>.

• Alaska Distillery Smoked Salmon Vodka

  Sure, you like smoked salmon on bagels, but on vodka? <a href="http://www.alaskadistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Alaska Distillery</a> is banking on your curiosity winning out.

• Naked Jay Big Dill Pickle-Flavored Vodka

  Ah, a vodka to make Snooki proud. Naked Jay's pickle-flavored vodka sort of takes the joy out of the <a href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/16/case-study-got-your-pickleback/" target="_hplink">pickleback shot</a>.

• Three Olives Bubble Gum Vodka

  Too bad you can't blow any bubbles with <a href="http://www.threeolives.com/new/" target="_hplink">Three Olives</a>' bubble gum vodka.

• Purgatory Hemp Seed Spirits

  It might not get you lifted, but Purgatory from <a href="http://www.alaskadistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Alaska Distillery</a> is the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/20/hemp-vodka_n_1439979.html" target="_hplink">first spirit in the U.S. to be made with hemp seeds</a>.

• Bakon Vodka (Bacon Flavored)

  Care for some bacon with your vodka? <a href="http://bakonvodka.com/" target="_hplink">Bakon Vodka</a> has you covered.

• Pinnacle Vodka Cake Vodka

  Why eat cake when you can drink it? At least that's the question the creator of <a href="http://www.pinnaclevodka.com/flavors" target="_hplink">Pinnacle Vodka</a>'s cake flavor must have asked at one point.

• Skorppio Vodka (Scorpion Flavored)

  Don't worry, the creepy crawler lounging at the bottom of your bottle of <a href="http://www.skorppio-vodka.com/" target="_hplink">Skorppio</a> vodka won't hurt you. The poison has been taken out, but the shock value remains.

• Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka

  <a href="http://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/" target="_hplink">Smirnoff</a> likes dessert-flavored vodkas, too. Marshmallow-flavored vodka, anyone?

• Pinnacle Vodka Cotton Candy Vodka

  While we're on the subject of Pinnacle's sweet-themed bottles, here's another flavor: <a href="http://www.pinnaclevodka.com/flavors" target="_hplink">Cotton candy.</a>

• Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka

  <a href="http://www.smirnoff.com/en-us/" target="_hplink">Smirnoff</a> also offers this whipped cream-flavored variety. Where's the cherry on top?

• Three Olives Root Beer Vodka

  OK, so root beer isn't a totally-off-the-wall flavor, but do we really need it in vodka-form? Three Olives <a href="http://www.threeolives.com/flavor/root-beer&nav=0" target="_hplink">thinks so</a>.

• Green Geisha Wasabi-Flavored Vodka

  Looking for a way to clear your sinuses? Try <a href="http://hardtimesdistillery.com/" target="_hplink">Hard Times Distillery</a>'s Green Geisha wasabi-flavored vodka.

• Underdog Wine & Spirits Cupcake Frosting Vodka

  Why eat a cupcake when you can drink it? At least that's what Underdog Wine & Spirits is wondering. Its <a href="http://www.cupcakevodka.com/delicious-flavors/frosting#" target="_hplink">website</a> describes the product as having "frothy vanillin aromas and flavors that perfectly capture the enticing character of white frosting."

Comments

[butchcliff]

07:07 AM on 05/23/2012

Have had whiskey d*ck a few times, but not the lube

[wzjussayin]

09:43 PM on 05/22/2012

Scotch Crotch is getting a run for its money.

[knott wrench]

04:43 PM on 05/20/2012

Don't forget the episode with;

"Bacon Lube"

[mhwyman7]

04:09 PM on 05/20/2012

Aged in "hard" oak casks, gotta love it!

[crystal clear 919]

09:48 PM on 05/17/2012

WTH?

[Abmaj7]

03:19 PM on 05/17/2012

Whiskey flavored personal lubricant?....after 4 or 5 shots.....it's called saliva.

[shawman65]

11:51 AM on 05/17/2012

Whiskey Dick Huh? Any Vodka Knockers??

[SiameseTrainer]

01:21 AM on 05/17/2012

I would, but never if My Lady preferred gin. Egad sheeple...a fool and his money...WHAT kind of KARAP is this?

[Marcusarilius]

12:52 AM on 05/17/2012

But... What if you don't take it Straight Up?

[SiameseTrainer]

01:24 AM on 05/17/2012

If you don't take it "straight up", what are you doing in the situation? Sorry, I HAD to ask. ;>} !!

[IndestructibleLioness]

11:41 PM on 05/16/2012

Since I have zero interest in having sex and waiting until marriage I was looking at the vodka. Scorpion vodka? I don't drink due to my age but what kind of nimrod would drink that?!?!

[rickyleepotts]

12:03 AM on 05/17/2012

You don't have sex... And you don't drink. Do you have any friends? Welcome to 2012... People have sex and drinking is awesome!

[Ron Peluso]

11:14 PM on 05/16/2012

My wife and I usually brush our teeth before sex. Why would we want to make our junk taste like booze?

[rickyleepotts]

12:04 AM on 05/17/2012

Some people have sex after a night of drinking... Maybe something similar?

[Opus Fideo]

08:45 PM on 05/16/2012

funny.

but how long until Jack Daniels sues them for intellectual property infringement? That label is such a JD ripoff

[emmeaki]

09:37 PM on 05/16/2012

I was thinking the same thing!

[rickyleepotts]

12:04 AM on 05/17/2012

Perhaps they have a deal with Jack...

[askskia]

08:20 PM on 05/16/2012

What kind of drunk do you have to be not to be willing to put the bottle down even when you're trying to get it up?

[JEEPNOSE]

08:32 PM on 05/16/2012

WELL SAID.

[RC Helicopter Parts]

07:33 PM on 05/16/2012

yum yum yum.....

[sdgreen]

07:10 PM on 05/16/2012

Well I guess there is more than one way to experience euphoria!