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Pippa Middleton Moving To New York? Or Is London Her True Home? This Calls For A Great Debate!

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New York, get ready -- here comes Pippa! Maybe.

Oh, you don't know who Pippa Middleton is? She's a pretty big deal in Britain. Paparazzi's like to photograph her and pundits like to pontificate over the size of her tush as compared with her sister, the future Queen of England, Kate Middleton.

But Pippa never wanted to be a royal, did she? An international sensation? She just wants to write party planning books called "Celebrate", for which Penguin paid her a $600,000 advance. See - she's just like us!

Earlier this month there was a report that suggested Pippa would be moving to New York. If she was previously considering moving to Paris, that whole gun-toting Playboy scandal might have turned her off a bit. So now she's looking to hop the pond and start anew (maybe she started watching "Girls" and said "It's like this show is about my life!"). Could New NYC be just the thing for this royal in-law? This almost-Queen? Or does she truly belong at home, among her people, tending to her royal sister in Britain? And where would she live if she came to New York? Would she hang out at Cabin? We've enlisted two veritable Pippa experts on both sides of the Ocean to tackle these very serious set of questions -- Jessica Misener, Huffpost's US Style Editor, and Felicity Morse, an editorial assistant for HuffPost UK.


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Felicity A Morse Editorial assistant, HuffPost UK

Pippa Middleton is reportedly thinking of moving to New York in a bid to launch her new book on party planning, Celebrate.

Treason! What with celebrations for the Diamond Jubilee ramping up, Olympic glory on the horizon, not to mention the rapid approach of Pimms' season; it's clear Middleton should be browsing for bunting not plane tickets.

Besides, Huffington Post UK doesn't think Pippa would like it "across the pond."

It's rumoured that everything's bigger in America, and while Pippa's rear is renowned on the sceptred isle, if she crosses stateside she is in for some robust competition.

From Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Lopez, Pippa's petite posterior will pale into insignificance amid New York's bulkier bottoms. She may try and beef up with burgers, but as fast food enthusiasts have discovered, rarely, if ever, do those extra pounds deposit where one wants them.

It's a different story on the cobbles of London. Middleton's toned tail will be given an extra workout, improving its pert perfection. As the world and its mother arrives for the Olympics and traffic threatens to grind to a halt, the younger Middleton sister will be forced to travel only by foot, strutting her stuff all over the capital.

It's clear that weekend trips to Paris are off the cards for younger Middleton. Wee Pari may bring back sore memories for the socialite after a fake gun-toting friend saw a media frenzy descend upon poor Pippa.

Pippa and an unidentified male friend in Paris earlier in that ill-fated weeked

Just another reason for Pips to stay put. While New York hails Paris as the Mecca of style and elegance, a-la Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City, proud Londoners hail Burberry, Topshop and Alexander McQueen.

Her clipped aristocratic vowels are sure to take a bashing by the drawling New Yorkers too. Years of expensive elocution lessons at the best boarding schools Britain could offer will be wasted on the subway-sleepy ears of flattened Manhattans. And forget holding on to your stiff upper lip, the rain in Spain stays mainly back in Blighty.

Pippa will be forced to leave any mention of knickers behind, along with lifts and lavatories, as puzzled Yankees struggle to understand her Great British vocabulary. No one will even understand that Pippa is 'posh' (we invented that one too, New York.)

Of course there's the final corker; how will Pippa wriggle out of answering the inevitable Yankee enquiry "Have you met the Queen?"



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