Since "Saturday Night Live" isn't returning until the fall, if you're like us, you were relieved to see beloved recurring "Weekend Update" character Stefon make an appearance on this weekend's finale.
As usual, Seth Meyers just wants to hear about family-friendly cultural events New Yorkers can partake in during the summer months, but Stefon has something different in mind. You know, like a club that's illegally parked behind the Statue of Liberty where frat guru "D-bag Chopra" offers a "Build A Bear" workshop, "but not the kind you think."
Along with all of that, plus Draggers, Wario Battali and "Jewish Fireworks," we noticed that Stefon also offered a suggestion we had previously heard Bill Hader discuss on Bill Simmons' podcast last March. It's nice to see they finally got around to using that "written and directed by James L. Brooks" joke after all.
Watch the video above.
Really Elliot Spitzer, did you not think prostitution rings get busted? Your job used to be busting prostitution rings. Really.
Really, Greece? Your retirement age is 54. Greek people in America work the register at the diner til they die. Really.
Really, if you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and your first thought isn't, "Wow I get to party with Michael Phelps," and instead you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid, you should take a long look in the mirror because you're a d*ck. I mean, really.
The hair. Really? It looks like you're wearing a toupee that's also wearing a toupee.
I don't know if you've heard, but you can't bring bottled water past security anymore. So you hid your weed, which is not allowed on a plane, in another thing that is not allowed on a plane. That's like hiding your weed in the barrel of a gun or in the mouth of an endangered species. Really.
When Larry King asked if you were gay, you said, "Ask my wife or ask the 10,000 guys I served with in the Navy." Really?
Really, Goldman Sachs? Look, I understand you're an institution and like all institutions you need vaccines, but before schools and hospitals? Do you not know that you currently have a serious PR problem?
Really Congress? You held a Congressional Committee on reproductive rights, and you didn't invite any women. Really? That would be like not inviting any men to a Congressional Committee debating the Maxim Top 100.
Really, Kanye West? You interrupted someone again? Really? You know, it was interesting when you spoke out against President Bush and Hurricane Katrina, less so when you're standing up for Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video. Really.
It's time to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" because, let's admit it, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" sounds a little gay to begin with. Sounds like something a gay dude would use as the title of his e-vite or a Lifetime movie starring Meredith Baxter-Birnie. Really.
If pizza is a vegetable, what's a fruit salad, Twizzlers and a grape soda? Really?
Really, President Bush? You thought it went well? Which part? Because the best thing anyone can say about Gonzales' testimony is that he didn't use the word "nappy" and he remembered to wear pants. Really.
You have giant balls for a guy who definitely has tiny, Steroid balls. Really.
I'm not creeped out that you tried to have gay sex in an airport bathroom, I'm creeped out that you tried to have any sex in an airport bathroom. I don't even like going to the bathroom in an airport bathroom. I mean really!
And really, what's with the camouflage pants? You do realize there's not enough camouflage in the world to hide from the blowback this kid is going to experience.