Of all the things we'd like Giancarlo Stanton to bean with a home run in the Miami outfield, a harmless scoreboard wasn't one of 'em. But that doesn't mean it wasn't totally awesome.

The 22-year-old Marlins slugger waited for the most dramatic moment -- bases loaded, a full count with the Colorado Rockies' Jamie Moyer, and a crowd already cheering on its feet -- to whack a grand slam 438 feet into left field in the 4th inning. Watch video above.

But when the roar lessened, the announcers took notice: Stanton's homer not only hit one of the fancy auxillary video scoreboards in new $600 million Marlins Park, it took out a panel of lights. Here's guessing owner Jeffery Loria did one of those hilarious "oh yes -- oh NO!" moves in his fancy box, and promptly called Miami-Dade county for some maintenance and a bag full of cash.

Click below for the audience view of the damage:


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Stanton broke the scoreboard with the grand slam at Park. 6 Rockies 4 in the 5th

While the damage to the scoreboard was repaired in a few innings, the damage to the Rockies wasn't so easily fixed. The Fish won 7-4, with the help of Stanton's grand slam, his 2nd of the season and 4th of his career. To add insult to injury: Stanton was born 3 years after Moyer, 49, debuted as a rookie.

Earlier on HuffPost:

What else goes on in the Marlins' outfield? Check out photos from a game at the in-stadium Clevelander bar:
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  • Go Fish!

  • Behind Left Field

  • Two Levels Of Seating

  • LoMo Says Hi To The Clevelander

    AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee

  • Hey, French Fries!

    AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee

  • The Cleve Does Pizza

  • Tater Tots Nachos

  • Miami Vice: Half Colada, Half Rum Runner

  • Service With A Smile

  • More Smiles

  • Find The OB Letters, Turn In

  • It's Just Next To The Infamous Home Run Feature

  • Best Of All: See Straight Into The Bullpen

  • Representing

  • The View From The Bar Seats

  • The Actual Bar

  • Pool Service

    AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee

  • Pool Service

  • Everybody In!

  • Tunes!

  • The Massive Scoreboard

  • O!

  • Find The Clevelander Here

  • All Aboard!