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Bill Clinton Had His Picture Taken with Some Porn Stars And Of Course It's All About Hillary

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Well, it seems that Billiam Clinton, a married man, was caught on film in mixed company publicly touching three non-virgins (and menstruators, no doubt!) who are not his wife. Quel scandale!!! The shocking incident took place at a fundraising gala* for the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation and the William J. Clinton Foundation, and the non-virgins in question happened to be noted pornography stars Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign, and allegedly non-porny regular lady Jennifer Taule.

Despite the fact that Bill Clinton gets his picture take with approximately one million people per day, almost all of whom are unrepentant fornicators, this is obviously a huge deal. I mean, Bill Clinton got a blow-job once, you guys!!! Predictably, the tabloids are on it. "Uh Oh! Former President Busted With Porn Stars!" writes Global Grind. "Bill Clinton caught posing with porn stars in Monaco," says whatever this website is. Caught! Busted! Because obviously when he deliberately looked into the camera and posed for that picture in a room full of people (one of whom was BILLY ZANE, BY THE WAY), Bill Clinton thought he was pulling the greatest covert grift of all time. Hillary would never find out. Curse you, Twitter!

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