Michael Fassbender and Lena Dunham cast in "50 Shades of Grey"? Heidi Klum and Seal reunite? We wish!
In honor of Memorial Day, we look to the next three months of summer by celebrating the headlines we want to see. Launch the gallery below to find out what's in store for Brad Pitt, Lindsay Lohan, Ke$ha and more in our fantasy summer wish list, and chime in via the comments section below to tell us what stories you'd like to read.
BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Stops Going To Pilates
Singer focuses on running with her now-seven dogs instead.
Lena Dunham, Michael Fassbender Cast In '50 Shades Of Grey'
The "Girls" star and "Shame" actor join forces for some awesomely awful (or is it awfully awesome?) sex in the film adaptation of one of this year's most talked-about books.
Jessica Simpson Makes Comeback Of Decade
The singer drops 50 pounds post-baby, debuts rock-hard abs.
James Franco Swears Off Graduate Degree Programs Forever
The "Spring Breakers" actor says he was addicted.
Heidi Klum And Seal Dating Again: Couple Renews Vows In Secret Underwater Ceremony
"It was hard to compete with the whole proposing-in-an-igloo thing," Seal told HuffPost. "So surprising Heidi by proposing again while submerged 500 feet underwater for three minutes seemed only natural. We couldn't breathe -- it brought us closer."
Brad Pitt Cuts Hair (PHOTO)
After chopping off his locks, the 48-year-old suddenly "Benjamin Buttoned" into a 25-year-old man.
Chris Brown Stuns With Live Performance Featuring Actual Live Singing
"That was difficult as fuhhhh to pull off, but I'm glad I did it!" Brown tweeted after the show. "Now just wait for a performance where I sing well! It's going to be amaze!!!"
Ryan Gosling Meme Scores Its Own Biopic
"Hey Girl" promises to be a dark thriller where nothing much happens (but the '80s soundtrack and retro pink font sure look cool, huh!). Ryan Gosling in talks to star.
LeAnn Rimes Retires From Twitter Forever
"Maturity is the greatest gift life has to offer. As Ghandi said, 'Nobody can hurt me without my permission,'" the country music star's very last Tweet read, accompanied by an Instagram photo of her running topless on the beach.
Andy Cohen Joins 'Real Housewives Of New York'
Soon after, the former Bravo "Watch What Happens Live" host fired himself for "creating too much toxicity."
Beyonce Pregnant Again: Singer Pregnant With Twins
Less than six months after giving birth to Blue Ivy, Beyonce announces she and Jay-Z are expecting twins. MediaTakeOut published the report in a "MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE" moments after Jay posted the news to his website, <em>Life + Times</em>.
Ke$ha Joins Convent!
The 24-year-old pop star follows in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Lindsay Lohan Spends Evening At Home, Rehearsing Lines
The scene at The Standard Downtown's new speakeasy, Home, helps relax the star, sources say.
Kanye West Announces National Hug Your Therapist Day
The "Watch the Throne" rapper says everyone just needs to calm down. "YO CALM YOSELF! IT'S ALL GOOD! HUG YOUR THERAPIST TODAY LET'S MAKE IT A HOLIDAY!!!!!!!" West wrote on his Twitter page.
Tupac's Hologram Leads Police to Rap Star's Secret Hiding Place
No word yet on whether a Biggie Smalls hologram is in the works.