If this is true, we'll eat our berets with a side of foie gras and escargot: Mary-Kate Olsen may be dating Nicolas Sarkozy's half-brother, Olivier Sarkozy.
The New York Post's Page Six reports that 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy was spotted with the Olsen sis in the Hamptons over this past holiday weekend and that the two are "head over heels" for each other. Mary-Kate, in case you've forgotten, is 25 years old. Freak out, everyone!
Of course Page Six has missed the mark on a few relationship rumors before (like that Karlie Kloss-Leonardo DiCaprio bit that turned out to be baloney). But we are willing to entertain, for pure entertainment's sake, the idea of MK with half-Sarko. After all, the divorcee spent the past year dating Stella Schnabel, the 20-something daughter of artist/filmmaker Julian.
If it is true, mazel tov to the happy couple. Now we've just got to snag Ashley an older boyfriend -- perhaps David Cameron's brother, Alexander, might do?
Seeing as you already know what Mary-Kate looks like, here are some photos of Olivier Sarkozy partying it up with Manhattan's glitterati. Could you picture him with an Olsen twin?
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