It's not news that Stephen Colbert loves his Doritos, but we found out just how much last night when the Comedy Central star made light of Mexico's "Knights Templar" cartel's recent arson attack on a PepsiCo warehouse. Doritos are made by the corporation.

In retribution, Colbert unleashed the most powerful players in American junk food trafficking, among them Pringles, Funyuns and Fritos. Says Colbert: "You do not f*ck with PepsiCo!"

Watch the smack talk below.