Remember Octomom? The woman named Nadya Suleman who loved babies so much she decided to have eight at once?

Well she has a sex tape now, and in order to promote its mid-June release she's booked stripping gigs at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Fla.

While the appearances may be novel for any curious fans in the Florida area, the rest of the country is left wondering what he act is like. Suleman isn't exactly famous for her performing skills, so what could her routine be?

Luckily, on Tuesday night's "Conan," Conan O'Brien and his writers were brave enough to imagine what might take place on that stage.

It's like we're there!

(Warning: sNSFW vagina humor.)

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