You will not believe what showed up on the cake table at these showers. Headless pregnant torsos, graphic birth scenes and newborns that look like the spawn of Satan… these cakes, compiled by Cake Wrecks, may have been labors of love, but we question why they were ever born, errr, baked.
Here Comes Baby!
We thought baby was coming from our hoo-ha not our belly button?
From the chopped off arms to the floating green hands covering the boobs (those are hands, right?). All we can say is, WTF?!
Maternity Wear Gone Wrong
Who knew they made pregnancy cardigans specifically designed to show your bare belly, instead of covering it? We especially love how baby's fluids match!
One Big Baby
This was mama-to-be's biggest fear materialized: a giant, 15-pound baby.
This baker's real passion is modern art.
Tom and Sue were excited their only daughter was expecting, but started to doubt her husband's ability to spell.
Belly Gone Wrong
The whole baby doll lingerie look went totally out of style as soon as we couldn't see our toes anymore.
Peek-a-Boo, I C you!
We hope this mom-to-be scheduled a <a href="http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2009/3/20/first-impressions.html" target="_hplink">Caesarean</a>.
That's one pushy (and R-rated) <a href="http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2009/3/20/first-impressions.html" target="_hplink">cake</a>.
I'm Comin' Out
At least we know the kid will look like mom: He doesn't seem to have a <a href="http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2010/9/6/the-magical-story-of-labor-day.html" target="_hplink">head</a>, either.
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