It's a familiar proverb: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
Where kids are concerned, early bedtimes and 5 a.m. antics may not guarantee overall health or eventual financial liquidity -- but youngsters do have their wise (sometimes borderline wise-guy) moments. In fact, in a given week, you'll find plenty immortalized on Twitter's public record. Take, for example, the instance this week when a young boy told his father: "They say there's no magic in the world, but here we are with water floating over our heads" -- or the time a young girl rebuffed Dad with "Do or do not, there is no try." These quips and more are in our weekly tweet roundup below (and yes, former "Jeopardy" champion Ken Jennings's tweets are so amazing, we gave you two).
Jenny Holzer, Mom