It's human nature to ponder your own existence.
Questions like "Why am I here?" "What is the meaning of life?" or "Why do I get paid $12 million to pretend to search for a one-armed man?" are all reasonable.
But even the most intelligent people don't always have the most intelligent answers. Unfortunately for celebrities, their super, super deep quotes will forever be available on the Internet for all of us to mock freely and frequently. Here are some favorites.