There are a tons of Father's Day gift guides out there. And, those guides offer a lot of great ideas for dad. But with every great idea comes a few clunkers as well. Below, some food-related gifts we recommend you don't get, for the sake of your dignity and your father's.

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  • Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

    Even the model in this ad seems to be forcing a smile. Clearly, he wanted to be doing underwear modeling and instead got a giant <a href="" target="_hplink">camo-apron</a> thrown on him. Between all of those beer cans and condiments, it looks pretty heavy too.

  • Armadillo Beverage Holder

    It's a struggle to come up with a practical use for this. Unless you have some really kleptomaniacal dinner guests, we're not sure why you need an <a href="" target="_hplink">armadillo to protect your beer</a>.

  • Tire Bowl

    Is your dad a car lover? Great -- get him some actual tires rather than this <a href="" target="_hplink">frighteningly ugly bowl</a>.

  • BOB Ice Cube Tray

    SkyMall's writer was trying hard with this one. We'll let <a href="" target="_hplink">their description</a> say it all: <blockquote>Even if your name's not Bob, your ice cubes "bob" in your drink. And if your name is Bob? Woah. Personalized ice cubes bobbing in your drink.</blockquote>

  • Swashbuckling Sword

    <a href="" target="_hplink">Swords</a> + BBQ = potential for disaster.

  • Pigs-In-A-Blanket-Maker

    Last time we checked, <a href="" target="_hplink">these</a> cooked just fine in an oven.

  • I Love Farting Mug

    Bonus: the mug actually <a href="" target="_hplink">"farts" when you lift it up</a>. We're not sure if that's better or worse than this <a href="" target="_hplink">"butt" mug</a>.

  • Big Boy BBQ Skewer

    <a href="" target="_hplink">So not okay.</a>