We know, we know: the "Call Me Maybe" parodies have jumped the shark. We loved Carly Rae Jepsen's original video, with its innocent, "first love" vibe and Instagram-esque lighting. But then the "Today" show covered it. Then President Obama. Then Jimmy Fallon and The Roots, and then finally Colin Powell took a stab at it. Seriously, guys: enough.

Except it's not enough. Because until today, we didn't realize there was an emptiness in our lives, just waiting to be filled by shirtless Abercrombie & Fitch male models lip-syncing "Call Me Maybe."

Yes, the cheese factor is as high as the abs are hard. Yes, the song would be just as catchy if less-beautiful people were "singing" it. But there's just something special about seeing the guys you would actually like to call you (maybe!) sing "Call Me Maybe."

Happy Thursday!

Below, 25 people who should never cover "Call Me Maybe":

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  • Thom Yorke

  • Barney Frank

  • Betty White

  • Liam Neeson

  • Bill O'Reilly

  • Metallica

  • Prince Philip

  • Wolf Blitzer

  • Lou Reed

  • Dr. Maya Angelou

  • Ryan Gosling

  • Tupac's hologram

  • Rebecca Black

  • Yusuf Islam

  • Meghan McCain

  • Bruce Springsteen

  • Jamie Dimon

  • Tilda Swinton

  • Chris Christie

  • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

  • Benicio del Toro

  • Sarah McLachlan & These Two Mounties

  • David

  • Colin Powell... Oh, wait, nevermind...

  • Donald Trump... Also too late...