Worry not, patriotic Americans. June 14th is here, so you can finally get started on your Flag Day celebrations. Just in case you've been slacking on your preparations and are in need of some flag-related stuff, Etsy has your covered with all the patriotic, hand-made products you could ask for. But be wary, though, because some of their products use the American flag design in less-than-flattering, totally bizarre ways.
We found just a few examples of nonsensical American flag-related products on Etsy. Check them out and don't forget to vote for the weirdest one! Happy Flag Day!
Flag Growth Chart
See how tall you are with a handy wooden American flag.
Hair dye sold separately.
Clutch Or Makeup Purse
It can be EITHER!
Flag Steering Wheel Cover
Seems a little weird on a BMW, but ok.
Perfect for any patriotic holiday.
Featuring some <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/08/sideboob-on-other-things-photos_n_1578363.html" target="_hplink">sideboob</a>!
Flag Cake Necklace
Just don't try to eat it.
Tigger Lawn Ornament
Don't want to know what that "Winnie The Pooh" character is doing to the American flag.
Newborn Flag Hat
Best to get them started on Flag Day while they're still young.
Flag Door Hanger With Polka Dots
WITH POLKA DOTS!
Only for the most patriotic elves.
American Flag Scrabble Tile Pendant
The most patriotic Scrabble tile pendant on the market.
American Flag Short Shorts
Who wears short shorts? America wears short shorts.
American Flag Bikini
Well, at least guys will remember their national pride when they check you out at the beach.
No use getting drunk if you don't remember your American roots.
Tattered Flag Scarf
Well if your flag is tattered, might as well make a scarf out of it.
American Flag "Fun Bra"
Betsy Ross would be proud.
American Flag Thong
It's satin, in case you were wondering.
American Flag Mini Cottage
A beautiful tiny red, white and blue cottage thing.
Flag Tissue Box
Preferably to be used with alternating red, white and blue tissues.