The jury may still be out on whether or not Mitt Romney actually failed to identify a doughnut in a video that's been making the rounds, instead stumbling before referring to the plate of doughnuts as "chocolate goodies." But one thing is for sure: The idea that Mitt Romney may not have ever heard of doughnuts is very, very funny.
David Letterman seems to agree, and devoted his Top 10 List to other euphemisms that Mitt Romney uses for doughnuts. We have to admit, "leavened butter globules" does have a certain ring to it.
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