"I'm at Spago's with Melissa, and we're eating dinner," Joan joked, "and Fatso is across the way, and she comes lumbering over with that no-neck look. And I go, 'here it comes.' She comes over to my table and says, 'you gonna finish that?'"
Catch Joan in action on "Fashion Police," Fridays at 10 p.m. ET on E!. "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" will return for Season 3 on WE in 2013. "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights, 12:37 a.m. ET on NBC.
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