Stephen Colbert has consistently turned in some of the best satire on America's ongoing immigration debate, going so far as to testify in character before congress on behalf of illegal migrant workers.
This week a Pew Research Study revealed that Asian-Americans have surpassed Hispanics as the fastest-growing race in America, and Colbert wasted no time in letting his audience know how afraid they should be. With the change being credited to the need for skilled workers in the U.S., Colbert announced, "Nation, we're getting boxed in. Mexicans do the jobs we don't want to do and Asians do the jobs we're not able to do."
The host then listed the three jobs leftover for white Americans... it's not pretty. Check out the full clip above.
A Beautiful War For Women
Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both sides are fallopian-it to win it.
The Other War On Women
Mitt Romney enlightens us about the real war on women.
Arizona's "Pre-Life" Laws
Colbert gives a big tip of the hat to Arizona for calling a woman legally pregnant two weeks before she's actually pregnant.
Stephen Colbert's Lady Heroes
No surprise, the Lady Heroes are all men, because conservative men feel comfortable speaking for women.
Rush Limbaugh's Sandra Fluke
Rush Limbaugh gets a lot of heat just for calling a woman he's never met a "slut" and "prostitute."
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
If you want to control your fertility, do it the way God intended: with a cold, loveless marriage.
The Word: Too Big To Nail
The Supreme Court sets a precedent that truly grants sexual equality in the workplace, because now men and women will be equally powerless against corporations.
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
If you can't discriminate against women, what's the point of hiring them?
Mardi Gras And International Women's Day
Stephen throws out some beads for women showing their advanced degrees and their ability to balance a satisfying career with a rich home life.