"Parks and Recreation" star Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) has already shared that he secretly loves reading the things young female celebrities put on Twitter. In fact, he loves them so much that he went on "Conan" just to read his faves aloud.
But just as the world keeps spinning, the teens keep saying asinine things on the Internet, so Tuesday night Offerman returned to the show and presented some new classics.
Everyone you'd hope to be there is on the list, including Demi Lovato, Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez, just to name a few.
So if you need some inspiration to help you get through this day, look no further. Nick Offerman has the solution.
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