Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
And it caused hell for Peter Bauer who, armed with a .38-caliber handgun, allegedly spent his Tuesday morning running from and shooting at Croatians. Imaginary Croatians.
The Orlando Sentinel reported that the 61-year-old man was arrested while hiding between two cars in Palm Coast, Fl., and holding a pistol.
Bauer told Flagler County sheriff's deputies that he snorted coke late Monday night before Croatians broke into his home. He fled to a neighbor's house, where occupants called police to report a crazed man banging at their sliding glass doors, according to the St. Augustine Record.
"The residents positively identified Bauer as the man who spent several minutes at their back door before running away," deputies said in a report obtained by the paper.
Bauer also reportedly copped to firing four shots at the non-existent Eastern Europeans, and even got cut at some point while running from them.
He didn't hurt anyone, but he was arrested after authorities claimed to find cocaine and shell casings in his home. He was charged with attempted burglary, according to the Sentinel.
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