Keep it in your pants, buddy.
A Seattle man is accused of exposing himself on the way to court to face another flashing charge, according to the Seattle Post Intelligencer.
Vladimir Mishkov, 26, has been accused of exposing himself on five separate occasions, and he's been convicted of the charge four times.
In the most recent alleged incident on June 12, Mishkov was changing out of his jail uniform in preparation for court when he shouted to a nearby corrections technician, according to the Post Intelligencer. When the worker looked over, Mishkov was allegedly fully exposed and masturbating.
“By his own admission, Mishkov has exposed himself 200 to 300 times,” Senior Deputy Prosecutor Christina Miyamasu said, according to documents obtained by the paper.
Mishkov's story comes on the heels of at least two serial flashing fiascos.
As reported in the Courier Mail, Clifford Candy of Brisbane, Australia told a judge this month that he flashes people to fight his fear of nudity.
And two weeks ago, a former "Star Wars" Ewok was convicted of flashing a college student on a train to Manchester, England.
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