Previously, on "Snooki & JWoww" (Thu., 10 p.m. ET on MTV), Snooki told JWoww she was pregnant and engaged. JWoww then shared the news with her boyfriend, Roger, who was tickled by it.
Roger was particularly amused by the happy couple's lack of stature, but his teasing about it provoked Snooki's already strong maternal instincts.
"Your kid has zero chance of being a professional basketball player. Zero," Roger joked, adding, "I'm being honest. I'm being honest."
Pint-sized momma bear Snooki threatened, "Don't freaking talk about my baby. I'll f***ing slice your penis off."
The drama continues on "Snooki & JWoww," Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.
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