The famous chestburster scene in Ridley Scott's "Alien" is one of the most terrifying in motion-picture history -- it's still hard to watch that one without breaking out in panicked sweats -- so why shouldn't a bunch of talented kids recreate it for internet laughs?
The precocious children behind "Kids Swede Movies" have tackled the famed scene, and their take manages to be both hilarious and also scarier than anything in "Prometheus," this summer's "Alien" prequel. (Sorry, Sir Ridley.) This isn't the first time "Kids Swede Movies" has reworked some adult-oriented fare: In addition to "Alien," the kids -- part of the We Don't Give A Frak group created by Joshua Sterling Bragg, Rachel Crouse and Matt Gielen -- have parodied "There Will Be Blood" and "The Big Lebowski," as well as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Watch the kids' take on "Alien" above. Check out the rest of their growing oeuvre below. If you're feeling frisky, you can also watch the original scene from "Alien" by clicking here.
KIDS SWEDE THERE WILL BE BLOOD (Milkshake Scene) -- (We Don't Give A Frak)
The first episode of Kids Swede Movies recreates the epic ending scene (the milkshake scene) from the award winning film There Will Be Blood. "I drink your milkshake!) wedontgiveafrak.tumblr.com http DIALOGUE: Daniel: You're not the chosen brother, Eli. It was Paul who was chosen. See he found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool. Eli: Why are you talking like that? Daniel: I did what your brother couldn't do, I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and found me to take it out of the ground. You know what the funny thing is. Listen, listen, listen. I paid him 10000 dollars, cash in hand just like that. He has his own company now, prosperous little business, 3 wells producing 5 thousand dollars a week Daniel: Stop crying, you sniveling ____ (We will not ask Andrew to swear). Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli, that slithered out in your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? Abandoned sows? That land has been had. There's nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose. Eli: If you'll just take this lease, Daniel. Daniel: DRAAAAINAGE! DRAAAAAINAGE, ELI! You boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. [beat] If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And I have a straw. There it is, that's the straw. You see. Watch <b>...</b>
KIDS SWEDE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -- (We Don't Give A Frak)
Kids Swede Movies is back with a vengeance in this classic scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's King Arthur facing off against The Black Knight. It's only a flesh wound! wedontgiveafrak.tumblr.com http DIALOGUE: ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that then? BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy! ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh? ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have. ARTHUR: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. ARTHUR: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken! ARTHUR <b>...</b>
THE BIG LEBOWSKI -- Kids Swede Movies -- (We Dont Give A Frak)
Every film nerd loves The Big Lebowski. What if "The Dude" didn't just act like a first grader... but WAS a first grader? This week kids swede "The Dude" meeting Mr. Lebowski in this epic scene from the Coen Brothers. SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com FACEBOOK http;//facebook.com/wedontg...
Funny Kids Bloopers! - Kids Swede Movies (We Dont Give A Frak)
We love these kids! And we hope you will too! Here are some of our funniest and favorite bloopers from filming "There Will Be Blood" "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and "The Big Lebowski" scenes. Enjoy! SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com FACEBOOK http;//facebook.com/wedontgiveafrak ...
ROCKY TRAINING MONTAGE- Kids Swede Movies (We Don't Give A Frak)
Put on your boxing gloves, Kids Swede is back in the ring! This time, the kids are here to take on the great Rocky Balboa in what could possibly be the greatest Kids Swede yet! Have a suggestion for what movie we should do next? Type it in the comments below! And don't forget to subscribe to more Kids Swede Movies - it's free!! SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com FACEBOOK http;//facebook.com/wedontgiveafrak TUMBLR wedontgiveafrak.tumblr.com TWITTER http WDGAF is created by Joshua Sterling Bragg, Rachel Crouse and Matt Gielen; Driver Digital's in-house YouTube creative team. Right now we swede movies with kids, make how to videos, music videos, and whatever else we can think of. Oh yeah, and we'll be expanding soon. Please stand by. So say we all!
ALIEN - CHEST BURSTER SCENE - Kids Swede Movies - (We Don't Give A Frak)
What does Sigourney Weaver, Prometheus, and Kids Swede Movies have in common? They all have something to do with Ridley Scott's Alien movie. If you've never seen the movie you've at least seen the chest burster scene where an alien comes out of the guy's stomach! And if you haven't seen it, then you've heard of it. And if you haven't heard about it then you've only seen Space Balls, and think it's just a unique joke they came up with... well it's NOT! But regardless, just think of it as a serious version with no singing and dancing, but with kids so it's funny.... ENJOY! SUBSCRIBE! www.youtube.com FACEBOOK http;//facebook.com/wedontgiveafrak TUMBLR wedontgiveafrak.tumblr.com TWITTER http WDGAF is created by Joshua Sterling Bragg, Rachel Crouse and Matt Gielen; Driver Digital's in-house YouTube creative team. Right now we swede movies with kids, make how to videos, music videos, and whatever else we can think of. Oh yeah, and we'll be expanding soon. Please stand by. So say we all!