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Mitt Romney Marvels At The United States On 4th Of July (INTERACTIVE)

Happy 4th of July, y'all! In honor of Independence Day, take a look at our interpretation of Mitt Romney's vision of the United States, a nation that he really loves. Seriously. A lot. While our representation is largely satirical, click on filled-in tiles to hear how Romney has previously expressed his love for different regions of this great nation. Or click on the larger picture, but only if you're prepared for a blast of patriotism to the eardrums.

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  • NASCAR Friends

    At the Daytona 500 race, Mitt Romney's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/26/mitt-romney-nascar-team-owners_n_1303029.html" target="_hplink">attempt to connect with voters went awry</a> when he admitted that he didn't follow racing as closely as "some of the most ardent fans." "But I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners," he added. At the same event, he told a group of fans wearing plastic ponchos, "I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." Romney later <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/01/mitt-romney-garbage-bag-rain-gear_n_1313499.html" target="_hplink">defended the comment</a>, saying, "Look, I have worn a garbage bag for rain gear myself."

  • Loving The Height Of Michigan's Trees

    Romney campaigned through Michigan ahead of the state's GOP primary in March, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-michigan-trees_n_1299937.html" target="_hplink">frequently making mention</a> of its foliage. <blockquote>Mitt Romney's last few Michigan stump speeches have included an unusual plank -- his appreciation for the apparently perfect height of the state's trees. "I love this state," he told an audience Tuesday. "The trees are the right height." On Friday afternoon, Romney reprised the comment, saying, "This feels good, being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height."</blockquote> Of course, those comments were just the latest examples of Romney professing his love for the Wolverine State's trees. For more, read the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-michigan-trees_n_1299937.html" target="_hplink">rest of the story</a>.

  • Romney Likes Grits, Y'all

    At a March stump speech in Mississippi, Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/09/mitt-romney-i-like-grits-learning-to-say-yall_n_1334935.html?ref=elections-2012" target="_hplink">explained to primary voters</a> that he had been making attempts to solidify his Southern credentials. <blockquote>Campaigning in Mississippi on Wednesday, Mitt Romney attempted to win over local voters by invoking a beloved regional delicacy. The former Massachusetts governor said during a speech in Pascagoula, Miss., that he is turning into an "unofficial Southerner." He also joked, "I'm learning to say 'y'all' and I like grits. Strange things are happening to me."</blockquote>

  • Packzi Problems

    Romney tried to connect with a Michigan crowd by providing 35 dozen paczkis, Polish jelly doughnuts traditionally eaten on Fat Tuesday, with flavors including strawberry, rose-hip and prune. But as <em>The Washington Post</em> reports, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/two-michigan-rallies-reveal-romney-santorum-flaws/2012/02/21/gIQA5Sz9ZR_print.html" target="_hplink">the gesture went awry</a>: <blockquote>The Comeback Kid walked out smiling, wearing a button-down shirt and jeans. And immediately messed something up. "By the way, how was the paczkis this morning? Yeah, yeah! That was very good," Romney said. His message: We are not so different, you and I. We have both just eaten the same food! But then Romney began talking about the powdered sugar on the paczki. There was no powdered sugar. The doughnuts were glazed and bare. "Reminded me of what's going on outside," Romney said, comparing the falling snow to a doughnut that people had not eaten. (Had he not really eaten one of the paczki, after all? Had Romney's campaign given the naked doughnuts to the crowd, while Romney was eating upgraded, sugar-dusted ones backstage?)</blockquote> Passing out baked goods is apparently something of a Romney hallmark, per this pool report of his <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/21/sc-primary-mitt-romney-ha_n_1220447.html" target="_hplink">foisting Panera on reporters</a> during a flight.

  • A Couple Of Cadillacs

    Mitt Romney tried to woo voters in Michigan when he off-handedly listed the American cars he and his wife owned, but may have instead ended up painting himself as out of touch. "I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles," Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-cadillac_n_1299740.html" target="_hplink">said during an economic policy address</a>. "I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually. I used to have a Dodge pickup truck, so I used to have all three covered." Ann Romney's SRXs, retail new for $35,485 to $54,525.

  • $10,000 Bet

    During a December debate, Mitt Romney tried to make a point by challenging rival Rick Perry to a bet over the content of his book, "No Apology." "You've raised that before, Rick, and you're simply wrong," Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/10/mitt-romneys-10000-bet-rick-perry_n_1141387.html" target="_hplink">said</a>. "Rick, I'll tell you what: 10,000 bucks?" He may have been right, but it was the dollar amount that raised eyebrows. $10,000 is <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/WestWingReport/status/145696946579972097" target="_hplink">three months' salary</a> for many Americans.

  • Pink Slips

    During the New Hampshire primary, Mitt Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/new-hampshire-primary-romney-rivals-final-appeals_n_1193570.html" target="_hplink">told an audience</a> at a campaign stop that he understood the fear of being fired, and that "there were a couple of times when I was worried I was going to get pink-slipped." Then-opponent Rick Perry mocked the statement, saying, "I have no doubt that Mitt Romney was worried about pink slips - whether he'd have enough of them to hand out."

  • Oh, My Goodness!

    At a campaign stop this spring in Derry, New Hampshire, Mitt Romney pulled a gag that raised eyebrows. While posing for a photo with his arms around the waitresses at Mary Ann's Diner, Romney suddenly jumped forward, acting as if someone had pinched his hind quarters."Oh, my goodness gracious!" he exclaimed. The GOP presidential candidate later said he was "just teasing" and the gag is "kind of fun to do."

  • Chrome For The Hollandaise

    During a Granite State visit, Mitt Romney stopped off at Blake's Restaurant in Manchester. On the way out he met with the diner's owner <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/06/14/mitt_romney_vs_diners.html" target="_hplink">and cracked this egg</a>: <blockquote>I saw a young man over there with eggs benedict. He had the eggs benedict with a hollandaise sauce and the eggs, there. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce and hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!</blockquote> <em>Get it!?</em> The owner laughed politely.

  • Corporations Are People

    At an August rally in Iowa, Mitt Romney attempted to school a heckler by telling him that "corporations are people." "Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are," Romney said, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/11/mitt-romney-heckled-iowa_n_924426.html" target="_hplink">answering a question about entitlement reform</a>. "Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings my friend."

  • Know Each Other?

    Trying to make small talk with patrons at a New Hampshire diner, Romney asked a married couple sitting in a booth together, "You know each other?" Other Romney conversation nonstarters, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/a-day-of-awkwardness-with-mitt-romney/2011/06/14/AGApq6UH_story.html" target="_hplink">via The <em>Washington Post</em></a>: <blockquote>To a man wearing a "Joe Gauci Landscaping" T-shirt: "You do some landscaping work?" To two older women who just came from the gym: "Are your knees, hips doing okay?" ... Romney seemed to be auditing one man: "What's happened to your financials the last couple of years?"</blockquote>

  • 'I'm Also Unemployed'

    On the campaign trail in Florida, Romney and a small group of voters discussed unemployment and how to find a job in the struggling economy. The GOP presidential candidate worth more than $200 million chimed in, "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." The crowd laughed and asked if he was on LinkedIn. "I'm networking," Romney said, "I have my sight on a particular job."

  • Who Let The Dogs Out?

    In the now-infamous video from Romney's 2008 presidential bid, Mitt is seen meeting with voters at a Martin Luther King Day parade in Florida. After nervously approaching a crowd of youngsters and awkwardly weaving his arm into the huddle, he randomly <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/22/mitt-romney-who-let-the-d_n_82486.html" target="_hplink">blurted out</a>, "Who let the dogs out? Whoo Whoo!" For the full effect, watch the YouTube video above.

  • Anyone Over 100?

    At a town hall event at a senior center in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney asked the elderly audience if anyone was over 100 years old. The exchange, <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/25/romneys-awkward-senior-moment/" target="_hplink">via the Daily Caller</a>: <blockquote>"Anybody here over 100 years old?" Romney asked. Crickets. "Not yet, but we're getting there, right? We're on our way," continued Romney. "We're hopefully going to get there soon." "Well, not so soon. We hope to get there safe and sound."</blockquote>

  • Airplane Scuffle With LMFAO Rapper

    In February 2010, Mitt Romney got into a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/mitt-romney-threatened-on-plane_n_463322.html" target="_hplink">scuffle on an airplane</a> traveling back from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. A Romney spokesman initially told reporters that a passenger became "physically violent" after Romney asked him to move his seat upright for takeoff. Rapper "Sky Blu from the group LMFAO later identified himself as the passenger, saying Romney loudly told him several times to straighten his seat. When Romney reached forward and grabbed Blu's shoulder, the rapper knocked Romney's hand away. <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1632218/lmfaos-sky-blu-was-other-man-mitt-romneys-plane-fight.jhtml" target="_hplink">From MTV</a>: <blockquote>If Romney had asked nicely, Blu said he might have put his seat up, but since he was so rude ... Well, next thing you know, Blu said Romney reached out and put his hand on his shoulder and asked him again to put his seat up. </blockquote> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/18/mitt-romneys-fight-with-a_n_468407.html" target="_hplink">Blu said</a>, "And I didn't take it any further than that. I just wanted the man not to touch me; that's it."

  • Only $100s

    At a campaign stop in Colorado, Romney mingled with patrons at a Mexican joint in Denver. From <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/romney-sharpens-attack-on-dodd-frank-financial-regulations/2011/06/20/AGPbUwdH_story.html" target="_hplink"><em>The Washington Post</em></a>: <blockquote>At one table, a boy offered Romney a $1 bill that he had folded origami-style for good luck. The candidate happily accepted it, but then rifled through his wallet looking for money to give the boy in return. Romney had a $100 bill, but evidently did not want to give that away. An aide handed him a $1 bill, but Romney said that wasn't enough. Then, deep inside his leather billfold, Romney found a $5 bill. "We'll give you an Abraham Lincoln back," he said, handing it to the boy.</blockquote>

  • A 'Product'

    Mingling with voters at a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mitt-romney-reaches-out-but-often-lacks-common-touch/2011/10/21/gIQAkUVc7L_story.html?hpid=z3" target="_hplink">campaign stop in Iowa</a>, Romney ordered a plate of fried chicken, corn and baked beans. While chatting with the market's owner, Romney, ever the business executive, curiously referred to the meal as a "product."

  • Politicians Get Recognized

    <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/59002.html#ixzz1biat38lC" target="_hplink">Courtesy of Politico</a>, this video shows Romney trying his hand at comedy during a campaign stop in New Hampshire. Romney talks to the crowd about how his four years in politics compare to his 25 years in the private sector, and how politicians get recognized in public. <blockquote>I was in the Newark airport, flying to Boston, and I was reading my newspaper and I heard someone shriek and I looked up and she was pointing at me. She had on a cowboy hat, cowboy boots; she was a Chinese exchange student. I knew she wasn't Texan because she had her jeans tucked into her boots. She pointed at me and she said, 'You're John Kerry!" And I said, "I sure am."</blockquote> For the full act, and the audience non-response, check out the video above.

  • Aloof Plane Flight

    Mitt Romney displayed some particularly aloof behavior when a passenger sitting next to him on a fight to Boston tried to strike up conversation, <em>The New York Times</em> reported Nov. 6. <a href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/in-flight-romney-is-aloof-with-fellow-passengers/" target="_hplink">From the <em>Times</em></a>: <blockquote>According to Ms. McClanahan, about an hour into the flight -- which Mr. Romney mostly spent reading <em>USA Today</em> and using an iPad while wearing headphones -- she told him her idea for improving the American health care system: slashing overhead costs by switching to an electronic billing system. "He looked at me blankly and said, 'I understand,' then put his iPad headphones in and kept reading," she said.</blockquote> When another passenger asked Romney for a restarauant recommendation in Boston, he told her "I can't give you any .. You'll have to ask someone else," according to the article.

  • Perspired Heavily

    For 15 years Mitt Romney ran the private equity group Bain Capital. The successful financial company earned him millions. <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2007/dec/16/nation/na-mittbain16" target="_hplink">An <em>Los Angeles Times</em> article</a> about Romney's career at Bain painted a picture of the businessman under strain. "In tense meetings, he sometimes perspired so heavily it became an office joke. Or he nervously flapped his tie and said, "Oooohhh, what do we do now?" former colleagues told the paper.

  • The Decision

    When Romney entered the 2008 presidential race, he released a <a href="http://www.myspace.com/video/mittromney/the-decision/16602414" target="_hplink">13-minute video </a>of his family aimed at humanizing him. The video, titled "The Decision," went viral, but not for the reasons Romney wanted. The short film is narrated mostly by his wife Anne Romney, who comes across as charming, personable and engaging, while the rest of the scene gives off a cloying whiff of privilege, cloister and artificiality. Mitt sits down with his family to discuss the pros and cons of running for president, although Anne had already admitted that the decision had basically been made earlier, undermining the conceit of the filmed family gathering. Mitt, apparently unable to behave informally even with his family, whips out a white legal pad to take notes on his family's discussion. "Let me ask: How do you minimize the downsides?" the business executive asks his sons and daughters. Tagg Romney, who suggests he runs, has one warning for his pop: "The country may think of you as a laughing stock."


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Happy 4th of July, y'all! In honor of Independence Day, take a look at our interpretation of Mitt Romney's vision of the United States, a nation that he really loves. Seriously. A lot. While our repre...
Happy 4th of July, y'all! In honor of Independence Day, take a look at our interpretation of Mitt Romney's vision of the United States, a nation that he really loves. Seriously. A lot. While our repre...
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omobob 11:19 AM on 07/04/2012
Here are some of the greatest Mitt Romney quotes that show him to be the total slimy 0.01 percent guy that he so utterly is:
1.“I like those fancy raincoats you bought [to people wearing plastic ponchos]. Really sprung for the big bucks.”
 
2. “I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
3. “I know what  Read More...
4.  “Rick [Perry], I’ll tell you what: 10,000 bucks? $10,000 bet?”
5. “Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
6.  “Corporations are people, my friend.”
7. “I’m not concerned about the very poor. … We have a safety net there.”
8. “I’m also unemployed,”  when net worth is estimated over $200 million
9. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”
10. “I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much,” when his fees are $374,000
 
11. "I can't tell you what I want to do as President because then I wouldn't be elect."
 
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/27/top-ten-mitt-romney-0-01-percent-quotes/
02:29 PM on 07/05/2012
This picture of Romney on the fourth makes me think...after he motionsion his lips and when it's over ..... I could just see Romney kicking the camera man and telling him to ...get out of my way.
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englishman545
English Born, Brooklyn Raised
11:05 AM on 07/05/2012
Politicians, the new "Mafia"
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DoJnD
I do enjoy the occasional nudity...
11:03 AM on 07/05/2012
I LOL'd.
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hollyann1963
I love People more than Money
10:43 AM on 07/05/2012
What an awkward simpleton. In my humble opinion.
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Christian Cantwell
creating a smile one post at a time
10:18 AM on 07/05/2012
Wow!! Vanity Fair did an article on Willard "Mitt" Romney that describes the ugly ways he makes money in foreign countries, hiding it in the Cayman Islands. Apparently he chose well, because in the Cayman Islands, the law states that you can be jailed for 4 years for just asking about the moneys origins. He can't pick a VP, but he sure knows how to pick a tax haven.. You go,Romney!!
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ywcachieve
President Barack H. Obama supporter.
08:45 AM on 07/05/2012
Yet his money is deposited off-shore. So much for Romney believing in America, and investing in America.
08:36 AM on 07/05/2012
WE all know how he "sees America"...from the VIP box at sporting events, from the backseat of a limo, throught the window of a private jet, from the catered layout at the dressage competition.....this guy has NEVER worried about what he's gonna do without insurance,whether to pay his health insurance premium or his life insurance premium since he can't pay both, how he's gonna make his house payment if he gets sick or hurt and misses 4 weeks of work, whether to disconnect his home phone or his business phone because his budget won't allow both....there's nothing wrong with romney's 1% life, it's simply that he has NO IDEA what it is to be a working middle class American struggling to STAY in the middle class and make ends meet. He is terribly unequipped to be president.
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Geo Bruno
Balance the farces that release within you
08:26 AM on 07/05/2012
I bet he loves his care elevator more
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Geo Bruno
Balance the farces that release within you
08:25 AM on 07/05/2012
Great nations take care of all their citizens.

Not just the 1%ers
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ywcachieve
President Barack H. Obama supporter.
08:49 AM on 07/05/2012
I agree. A nation is a great as it treats its most vulnerable citizens.
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billw8017
History looks like this
08:18 AM on 07/05/2012
Though the atmosphere is a bit hostile toward the candidate, none of the points are especially damning. I sort of approved of his defiance toward Perry, a public sector millionaire himself. It was a put up or shut up moment and Perry quite correctly couldn't put his money behind his charges.

Romney's endorsement of the Ryan budget with its tax cuts for the wealthy and benefit cuts for everybody else is much more chilling. Even as he criticizes the current trillion dollar deficits, his tax and spending policies would sharply increase the deficit. None of this is any secret: Polls indicate Romney's greatest support comes from people earning over $100 grand annually.
08:15 AM on 07/05/2012
I think its refreshing compared to Obama's negativity.
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chtrek
MichiganLiberal
08:58 AM on 07/05/2012
Negativity? Please explain.
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Christian Cantwell
creating a smile one post at a time
10:30 AM on 07/05/2012
Pheonix,no wonder no one believes in you. Hey, you could'nt get Mom and Dad to even fan you? Obamas negativity? Oh, like his support for Middle Class Tax Cuts, Pay Equity Laws,Domestic Violence Legislation,Consumer Protection Laws,Small Business Loan Legislation, and other progressive bills. I guess I like that type of negativity...
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Omentum
O-mentum Obama Momentum
08:09 AM on 07/05/2012
Keep away from my white house Mitt!!! Go build your own.
08:01 AM on 07/05/2012
Its a great country.
Where else can a man
without personality
without morality
without philosophy
without tax returns
with offshore accounts
without a clue
with car elevators
with a vulture capitalist past
without the support of the state he was Governor of.
with a dubious religious background
with the backing of only the super rich.
Be a candidate for POTUS.
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englishman545
English Born, Brooklyn Raised
11:05 AM on 07/05/2012
Well GB Jr was elected for 2 terms,
07:20 PM on 07/05/2012
True.That was amazing and the worst disaster this country ever had.
07:54 AM on 07/05/2012
Rob me is evaluating the US for after break up value.
He would like to dismantle and sell off the pieces ,while making tremendous profit.
Its what he does after all.
He doesnt create.
He specializes in dis assembly.
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samidean
07:50 AM on 07/05/2012
I'm Mitt RobMe and I love this country because my best buddies on the SC made it so anyone can buy the Presidency, and it is "my turn".