Can we come to your house and just, like, hang out for a while? You can do your thing, pay us no mind. Just, you know, feed some kittens or whatever you would normally do. And if you could narrate everything you're doing, maybe even read aloud from a magazine for a few hours, just while we fall asleep, that would be super cool.
Seriously, this man's voice, these kittens, those tiny bottles of milk... this is what dreams are made of.
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