JOKE: Jesus Vs. Moses


First Posted: 07/11/2012 10:05 am Updated: 10/09/2012 5:55 pm

Two old friends -- Quinn, a Christian, and Sophie, a Jew -- are in the middle of a lunch date when Sophie says to Quinn, "Don't take this personally, but how can you honestly believe that Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine and made the infirm walk?"

"Well, look at it this way," says Quinn. "Maybe there were rocks beneath the water's surface, and he crossed over them. Or maybe there was a little wine in the water, and that's what someone tasted. As for healing the sick, maybe they just needed his guidance. But who are you to question my beliefs? What about Moses parting the Red Sea?"

Sophie nods thoughtfully. "Wasn't that something!"

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