When ordering wine at a restaurant, it helps to ask the waiter questions about the selection and tell them what you like. But what if you don't really know what you like? Simple: just order the second cheapest one.
College Humor understands that not everyone is interested in have in-depth conversations with a sommelier about "oakiness," "earthiness," or whatever the heck tannins are in your wine. Sometimes, you just want a bottle that doesn't cost and arm and a leg -- but isn't the cheapest one either.
That's where Second Cheapest Wine comes in. Watch the commercial parody above.