What do Bella Swan, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, Buffy Summers, Lisbeth Salander and Michonne have in common? A (fake) reality television show, of course!
Comedy collective Comediva created a trailer for the "BAMF Girls Club" (short for the bada** motherf**kers club), a parody of Oxygen's reality show "Bad Girls Club." The video shows all of your favorite female action heroes bonding over totally normal reality TV show activities like pining for their ice-cold vampire boyfriends, piercing each other's tongue and hunting each other.
Bella is the butt of everyone's jokes, the runt of the litter who just isn't as badass as the other girls. Will she last longer than a week in a house populated by hardened zombie-killers like Michonne, political incendiaries like Katniss, or hackmasters like Lisbeth?
We can glean several life lessons from the fake show, even though the parody never makes it past the promo. These include:
--"Nothing ends well for men who turn into animals."
--Six girls and one bathroom may just be the apocalypse.
--It's bad form to put rat heads on someone's pillow.
--Don't let an amateur pierce your tongue.
Pretty sure we wouldn't survive a week living in a house with these women.
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