We'd tell you to get a room, Miami, but you're already doin' it there -- and in the club, and on boats, and even in a car outside the Burger King on Biscayne Boulevard, because WE SAW YOU and it was GROSS.

And according to a survey by condom makers Trojan, the Magic City is indeed where the magic happens most. In a survey of their top 10 markets, the company found that Miami keeps it hot with the highest rate of sexual satisfaction (73 percent) and most sex (177 rounds a year).

Though the 305 couldn't top Atlanta in claiming most sexually adventurous (71 percent for the ATL) and exhibiting the highest sex drive (7.2 out of 10 Georgia peaches), we are, apparently, doin' it well -- beating out New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Washington D.C., and Houston to take the crown.

What the survey also found: all across America, everyone's trying to spice things up:

  • Top ranking ways in which Americans charge things up include spontaneous sex (48 percent), using lubricant (40 percent), having sex someplace different (36 percent) and dirty talk (32 percent).
  • Seventy-two percent of pleasure-seekers would introduce a vibrator into the bedroom to shake things up and 70 percent are open to trying a new condom designed to enhance orgasmic pleasure.
  • Americans think outside of the bedroom – Thirty-two percent of Americans have had sex outdoors, with one in three having hooked up on the beach or at a friend's place and one in four at their in-laws' house.
  • Whether it's tweeting, texting or posting, Americans turn to technology when sex is on the mind – twenty-three percent have engaged in "sexting," 16 percent have sent a naughty photo or video and 22 percent have participated in phone sex.

Check out how the other cities fared in the bedroom, and by region below:

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  • Miami

    Lifetime sex partners: 24 Daily thoughts about sex: 10 (2nd most) Sense of sexual adventure: 68 percent (2nd most) Faked an orgasm: 41 percent Rate of sexual satisfaction: 73 percent (most) Sex per year, average: 177 (most) In committed, monogamous relationship: 76 percent (tied, most, with Philly and Chicago)

  • Dallas

    Lifetime sex partners: 22 Daily thoughts about sex: 6 Sense of sexual adventure: 56 percent Open to using a vibrator: 74 percent Faked an orgasm: 47 (most)

  • San Francisco

    Lifetime sex partners: 21 Daily thoughts about sex: 5 Sense of sexual adventure: 59 percent Open to using a vibrator: 66 percent (least) Faked an orgasm: 31 percent (least) How long it lasts: 31 minutes (shortest)

  • Washington, D.C.

    Lifetime sex partners: 14 Daily thoughts about sex: 8 Sense of sexual adventure: 56 percent Open to using a vibrator: 76 percent Faked an orgasm: 38 percent Wish sex lasted longer: 42 percent

  • New York City

    Lifetime sex partners: 25 (tie, most) Daily thoughts about sex: 7 Sense of sexual adventure: 66 percent Faked an orgasm: 36 percent Look at porn when thinking about sex: 49 percent Open to using a vibrator: 78 percent Sex per year, average: 156

  • Atlanta

    Sex partners in a lifetime: 25 (tie, most) Daily thoughts about sex: 9 Overall sense of sexual adventure: 71 percent (most) Faked an orgasm: 37 percent Open to using a vibrator: 73 percent

  • Philadelphia

    Lifetime sex partners: 20 Daily thoughts about sex: 7 Sense of sexual adventure: 55 percent Open to using a vibrator: 79 percent (most) Sexually active in last year: 88 percent (most) Faked an orgasm: 42 percent Had sex 3+ times in one day: 56 percent In committed, monogamous relationship: 76 percent (tied with Miami and Chicago)

  • Chicago

    Lifetime sex partners: 14 (tie, lowest, with D.C.) Daily thoughts about sex: 8 Sense of sexual adventure: 53 percent Faked an orgasm: 38 percent Open to using a vibrator: 75 percent In committed, monogamous relationship: 76 percent (tied with Philly and Miami)

  • Houston

    Lifetime sex partners: 18 Daily thoughts about sex: 8 Sense of sexual adventure: 59 percent Wish sex lasted longer: 45 percent (highest) Faked an orgasm: 39 percent Open to using a vibrator: 72 percent

  • Los Angeles

    Lifetime sex partners: 21 Daily thoughts about sex: 13 (highest) Sense of sexual adventure: 60 percent Faked an orgasm: 44 percent Open to using a vibrator: 78 percent (2nd highest)

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