Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of the most desirable actors in Hollywood, so it was only a matter of time before someone penned a dirty song about the "Dark Knight Rises" actor and uploaded it to YouTube.
Meet Mat Burrow. He's an actor, comedian, and singer-songwriter who has the hots for JGL, and he really wants the 31-year-old actor to hear him out. It's a sweet, ukelele tune, but it's also explicit enough to include references to erections, dirty hotel kinks and "that dumb b--ch Zooey D."
Even Burrow acknowledges that he might have to change some of the lyrics if he wants to make it onto "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
While getting Gordon-Levitt's attention might seem far-fetched, it worked out for singer Chelsea Gill, who penned a love song to her man crush Jason Segel in January. Segel tweeted a link to the video, calling it his "favorite thing, maybe ever," and he later invited Gill to be his date to the Chicago Film Critic Awards.
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