07/17/2012 06:00 pm ET

Why Breasts Are Great: Flula Explains It All (VIDEO)

It's one of the noble truths of the universe: breasts are great.

But does anyone really know why? Sure, we've all got our theories, but there's really only one human being alive who can fully — and coherently — explain just what it is that makes breasts so wonderful. That person is Flula: DJ, internet celebrity, and walking repository of all human knowledge.

Watch Flula's glorious monologue on the magicalness of breasts above, and then check out the PictureHealing App, which you can use to support The Keep A Breast Foundation.


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