No escape is as titillating as the method used by Aishana Clayton.
Officers in Upper Darby, Penn., say Clayton, 26, was caught on surveillance camera stealing a package of Pampers diapers from a Pathmark store, NBCPhiladelphia.com reported.
Security guards managed to capture her and take her to an in-store holding area, but Clayton blew her top -- figuratively at that point -- by allegedly punching, biting and scratching a 47-year-old female guard.
When the guard grabbed hold of Clayton's shirt, the suspect wiggled her way out and ran through the store into the parking lot topless, said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.
"Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car," Chitwood told Philly.com
Though the getaway vehicle, a Buick, was recovered, Clayton is still on the loose. It wasn't immediately clear whether her breasts are still on the loose as well.
The security guard sustained scratches on her arm, but did not require hospital treatment, the Delco Times reported.
Clayton is on parole until November 2012, but has four prior convictions for retail theft as well as arrests for aggravated assault and attempted murder.
She is facing charges of robbery, retail theft, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and harassment.
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