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Chick-Fil-A Loved By All, Even Terrorists Who Also Don't Like Gays (VIDEO)

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Chick-fil-A has recently found itself in a PR firestorm lately after the fast-food restaurant's president Dan Cathy made remarks emphasizing that the company's Christian values include that they're not so fond of the gays.

This news really hit a nerve for one simple reason: Chick-fil-A tastes really, really good. And nobody can disagree with that. Even terrorists.

In this sketch from The Midnight Show, called "Sheik-Fil-A," a group of Middle Eastern terrorists can't bring themselves to strike targets that might have a Chick-fil-A franchises in them. Sure, death to America and all that, but those perfectly cooked chicken breasts with juicy pickle slices and waffle fries? Allah surely understands that exceptions can be made.

Oh, and the bonus hatred of homosexuals only makes the restaurant more enticing. Terrorists might not be ideal clientele, but any customers are good customers, right, Chick-fil-A? (Unless they're gay.)

By the way, if you want the mouth-watering sandwich but don't want to give your money to a company that donates to anti-gay groups, learn how to make a homemade Chick-fil-A sandwich here.

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