Eastern religions, yoga, vegetarianism and meditation are just a few of the so-called "hobbies" that may lead to demonic possession, according to a list that was distributed by people posing as a fundamentalist group outside Comic-Con 2012.
UPDATE: The list is part of a parody cartoon used as promotional tool for the Cult Jam Productions film "Ivy League Exorcist: The Bobby Jindal Story."
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"Beloved, do not take part in any of these components of Satan's Spiritual Structure," the pamphlet reads. "They are doorways to demonic possession."
Items on the blacklist range from offensive, to humorous, to nonsensical. According to the list, "Harry Potter" may cause demonic possession, as may Cyberpunk Culture, the Burning Man festival, raves and postmodernism.
Oddly, many traditional sins are absent from the list.
"But gluttony, greed and hatred are still OK ... ," observed one commenter on Fark.
What do you think is the most ridiculous or offensive item on this list? Let us know in the comments.