'Doorways To Demonic Possession': Fundamentalists Allegedly Pamphlet Comic-Con With Evil 'Hobbies' List

Eastern religions, yoga, vegetarianism and meditation are just a few of the so-called "hobbies" that may lead to demonic possession, according to a list that was distributed by people posing as a fundamentalist group outside Comic-Con 2012.

A photo of the pamphlet was posted to the online image board MyBroadband by a user called "DJ" on July 17. It then quickly circulated around the Internet.

UPDATE: The list is part of a parody cartoon used as promotional tool for the Cult Jam Productions film "Ivy League Exorcist: The Bobby Jindal Story."

The pamphlet, which can be viewed in full on the film's blog, lampoons Chick tracts -- short, evangelical comic books that espouse Christian fundamentalist beliefs.

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"Beloved, do not take part in any of these components of Satan's Spiritual Structure," the pamphlet reads. "They are doorways to demonic possession."

Items on the blacklist range from offensive, to humorous, to nonsensical. According to the list, "Harry Potter" may cause demonic possession, as may Cyberpunk Culture, the Burning Man festival, raves and postmodernism.

Oddly, many traditional sins are absent from the list.

"But gluttony, greed and hatred are still OK ... ," observed one commenter on Fark.

What do you think is the most ridiculous or offensive item on this list? Let us know in the comments.

[H/T Fark]

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Comments

[yellowdoggranny]

11:46 AM on 10/14/2012

hmm, doesn't say anything about joining the Republican Party..so must be bogus.

[23apples]

12:07 AM on 09/29/2012

I've heard that if you take part in vegetarianism, meditation, and postmodernism all at the same time, you'll grow hooves, horns, and a pointy tail. True fax!

[redheaded stranger]

07:22 PM on 09/18/2012

So... if you try to say anything on this board you will be erased. Good job, hp! not.

[cletisvandam]

11:53 AM on 09/17/2012

XTC is one of my favorite bands, "Dear God" is a great song. Boooooo! on the list.

[jazzfnnybnny12]

11:36 AM on 09/09/2012

:o oh nooooo im in demonic possession i love halloween an video games DX

[KairiMcEwin]

12:23 PM on 09/08/2012

Heh; Twilight has been listed!

[ASRock78]

02:54 PM on 09/18/2012

I think that is only because the acting was so bad it would send anyone into psychotic fits resembling possesion ;)

[JKristiansen]

12:06 AM on 08/30/2012

So many choices - So little time
I may skip the vegetarianism that's just wrong

[number438]

04:15 PM on 08/29/2012

Eastern Religions, Yoga, and Freemasonry are all listed BEFORE the Church of Satan??

[Lucy Van Pelt]

11:39 AM on 08/28/2012

I'm never giving up rock music or heavy metal or goth!

[nomad5]

12:53 AM on 08/26/2012

science and politics

[l monroe]

08:10 PM on 08/22/2012

Right wing Catholics unite all you have to loose is your world view of Jesus as Savior. He had nothing on David Koresh, heaven's gate or the Guyana tragedy, on being the End of the world Nut. The difference is his end of the world message was transformed from a death before dishonor cult to a love thy neighbor as thy self service organization, when he was transmogrified and reborn on that Sunday morning. Some of those "hobbies" hold possession as a sacrament just like the bread and wine.

[l monroe]

08:28 PM on 08/22/2012

My apologies if the primitive Baptists did that.

[ewalter899]

10:01 PM on 08/14/2012

I don't mess with those Ouija boards, they scare me!

[Lucy Van Pelt]

11:37 AM on 08/28/2012

I agree with that! Most of that list is just stupid but I've heard some really creepy stories about Ouija boards. And I aint trying it to find out if they are true!

[schatzi617]

10:22 AM on 08/14/2012

trilateralism? did they pick a word they thought was sort of close because they couldn't spell ménage à trois, or do they believe that only agents of satan can bring about friendly relations between three nations?

[Robert Manship]

01:29 PM on 08/08/2012

Ps. I'm a Scientologist and these people give me the willies!!

[Imperial61]

04:20 AM on 09/08/2012

What sounds 'Satanic to me is some god who creates a man and women puts them in a garden nude than kicks them out when they uses the bodies he gave them.Than some how years later this same goof ball god challenge's Abraham to slay his son,and at the last moment yells STOP!!! You proved I can trust you!Than this 'god' creates a stage name;Yehew,and chooses a tribe to represent him on the earth.They rob,persecute,make war and murder,on hi behalf but than loose it all,so thousands of years later and apparent dormancy ,old Yeweh 9who has a wife named Asera)tires of the old bag and impregnates a virgin who could be stoned for being pregnant by his own laws finds her a front hubby and produces a 'Savuor'who cancels s all the other stuff

[Robert Manship]

12:23 PM on 08/08/2012

It doesn't say "smacking someone upside the head" is bad. I wish I was there so I could do that to one of these morons. Then I could blame it on my being a Scientologist and being under the influence so to speak! :p. (Though I really am a Scientologist!)