There are so many things that are right about LA's bar scene: attention to detail, farm fresh ingredients, creative concoctions and sexy mixologists.

But sometimes all those things collide to create a condescending cocktail culture ripe for spoof, and Fog And Smog Films (the guys who brought you "Whole Foods Parking Lot" and "Berkeley Enough?") are back with a music video about first world nightlife angst.

Oversized ice cubes, obscure tinctures, moustache wax and egg white foams all get a gentle razzing in the rap. But the song's scorn is reserved for our bar scene's worst offense: a $20 drink that takes 20 minutes to make. It's enough to make you ask, "Hey Mr. Mixologist, did you have to go to college for this?"

But LA bartenders seem to be in on the stunt; Eater LA says the music video was filmed at La Descarga in downtown LA with some "local barmen."

After you're done watching Fog And Smog's rap spoof above, check out Portlandia's take on mixologist culture.

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Avoid the scene! Make fancy cocktails at home.
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    <strong>Get the <a href="http://steamykitchen.com/4269-xanadu-cocktail-basil-and-grapefruit.html" target="_hplink">Xanadu Basil and Grapefruit Cocktail recipe from Steamy Kitchen</a></strong> The perfume of the basil and the tartness of the grapefruit create a well-balanced match in this gin-based cocktail.

  • Wild Apple And Sage Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://allieruthdesign.blogspot.com/2012/06/drinking-in-season-wild-apple-and-sage.html" target="_hplink">Wild Apple and Sage Cocktail recipe from Allie Ruth Design</a></strong> Tart apple and sage are muddled together in this vodka cocktail, which is sweetened with a sage simply syrup. It's earthy and refreshing.

  • Rosemary Lime Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://joythebaker.com/2011/11/rosemary-lime-cocktail/" target="_hplink">Rosemary Lime Cocktail recipe from Joy the Baker</a></strong> Rosemary simple syrup is the key to flavoring these vodka cocktails. Lime juice adds lots of brightness to contrast with the piny flavor of the rosemary.

  • Lillet Basil Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://bookcooker.blogspot.com/2012/03/cocktail-hour-lillet-basil-cocktail.html" target="_hplink">Lillet Basil Cocktail recipe from Book Cooker</a></strong> The flavors in this drink make it the perfect cocktail for summer. Lillet (a French aperitif), gin, orange juice and basil combine to create this seasonal refresher.

  • Dill Pickley Gin And Tonic

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://bookcooker.blogspot.com/2012/05/pickley-gin-tonic.html" target="_hplink">Dill Pickley Gin and Tonic recipe from Book Cooker</a></strong> Sometimes it's worth messing with a classic, like the gin and tonic. Fresh dill and cucumber are muddled together for this refreshing cocktail.

  • Berry Rosemary Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://inspiredkara.blogspot.com/2012/06/berry-rosemary-cocktail.html" target="_hplink">Berry Rosemary Cocktail recipe from Inspired Kara</a></strong> Choose your favorite berries and muddle them with rosemary to create the base flavor for this gin cocktail. The rosemary adds a unique earthy flavor.

  • Salted Plum Haamonii Shochu With Lemon Verbena Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://www.foodwoolf.com/2009/05/salted-plum-haamonii-shochu-cocktail.html" target="_hplink">Salted Plum Haamonii Shochu with Lemon Verbena Cocktail recipe from Food Wolf</a></strong> The Japanese liquor Haamonii Shochu takes center stage in this cocktail. The flavor pairings include sour plums and lemon verbena. The cayenne rim completes the tart drink.

  • Strawberry Thyme Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://alldayidreamaboutfood.com/2012/04/strawberry-thyme-cocktail-guest-post.html" target="_hplink">Strawberry Thyme Cocktail recipe from All Day I Dream About Food</a></strong> Strawberries and citrusy thyme work well in this unique cocktail. A strawberry and thyme syrup is the flavor base for the vodka cocktail.

  • Celery Cilantro Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://www.skinnytaste.com/2012/04/celery-cilantro-cocktail.html" target="_hplink">Celery Cilantro Cocktail recipe from Skinny Taste</a></strong> Celery and cilantro muddled together create a unique peppery flavor that works well in this citrus vodka cocktail. Lime juice balances all the flavors. Top with seltzer.

  • Shiso Martini

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/312706/shiso-martinis" target="_hplink">Shiso Martini recipe from MarthaStewart.com</a> </strong> A classic martini is hard to beat, but this one is extra special with shiso, a Japanese herb that's sort of like a cross between mint and basil.

  • Mint Julep

    <strong>Get the <a href="http://forksknivesandspades.blogspot.com/2011/05/mint-julep.html" target="_hplink">Mint Julep recipe from Forks, Knives and Spades</a></strong> If you just want the most classic herbal cocktail, than choose the mint julep. It's just Bourbon with mint and sugar.

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