All those with poor self-esteem about their beach bodies should stay inside this weekend. The Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim is in full swing with a plague of bikinis popping up from the Raleigh Hotel to the Miami Beach Convention Center and beyond.
Most runway shows are reserved for industry types and the Miami "elite" -- check out our guide to the events open to the public.
Outside the catwalk circuit, catch an affordable one-day electronic music festival in Wynwood, complete with an interactive LED dance floor.
Over at the Arsht Center, "The Donkey Show" hosts a dance party as well.
For something a little more high brow, check the International Hispanic Theater Festival lineup. Our pick? The spooky "Andre & Dorine"; it brings to mind the fantastical faces of British satirical puppet show, "Spitting Image."
Click the below slideshow for the best things to do this weekend.
The Donkey Show
Through August 12, 7:30 p.m. Arsht Center's Ziff Ballet Opera House Tickets: $60 to $75 "<a href="http://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/calendar/view.aspx?id=11474" target="_hplink">The Donkey Show</a>" is an interactive musical, where the fictional Club Oberon is the backdrop for a very loose interpretation of Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
Through July 22 Collins Park Admission: Free, RSVP email@example.com A four-day fashion event coinciding with Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim, <a href="http://www.funkshion.com/" target="_hplink">Funkshion</a> takes over Collins Park with showcases from designers like Ava, Toxic Sadie, Elle & Ella, and Mandalynn.
Electrika 2013 Swim Fashion Show Preview
Friday, 8 p.m. Bamboo Miami Beach Admission: Free w/ RSVP: LilaNikole@taraink.com See designer Lila Nikole's latest collection "Electika," swimwear inspired by the Ultra Music Festival and modeled by Dolphins cheerleaders.
Out of the Blue Swim Show and Stilo Cover Party
Friday, 8 p.m. Chalk Miami Admission: <a href="http://outofthblueswimshow-miamiswimweek.eventbrite.com/" target="_hplink">Free with RSVP</a> Catch a swimwear fashion show featuring designs by Wet Pet, Tanya Marie, and High Intensity, which doubles as the Stilo mag cover party at Chalk Miami.
Friday, 10 p.m. The Vagabond Tickets: $10 San Diego indie noise poppers, Crocodiles, play <a href="http://thevagabondmiami.com/" target="_hplink">the Vababond.</a>
Lights Out Festival with Felix da Housecat
Saturday, noon Soho Studios Tickets: $35 to $70 <a href="http://www.lightsoutfestival.com" target="_hplink">This one-day festival</a> fills SoHo Studios with professional break dancers, an interactive LED dance floor, a light show, as well as local and international EDM headliners such as Felix da Housecat.
André & Dorine
Saturday, 8 p.m. and Sunday, 5 p.m. Arsht Center's Carnival Studio Theater Tickets: $30 As part of the XXVII International Hispanic Theater Festival, English and Spanish speakers alike can enjoy "<a href="http://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/calendar/view.aspx?id=11935" target="_hplink">Andre & Dorine</a>," a non-verbal production in which masked actors portray an enigmatic elderly couple.
Summer Sample Sale
Sunday, noon Collins Park Admission: Free Catch great steals from designers such as Oscar de la Renta, Nicole Miller, and Donna Karan at the<a href="http://www.summersamplesale.com/" target="_hplink"> Summer Sample Sale</a> in Collins Park.