07/20/2012 10:44 am ET | Updated Sep 19, 2012

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship (VIDEO)

This week, Jimmy Kimmel's ode to the FCC spared no one.

The President, "The Today Show," and even a local news reporter talking about Kimmel himself were all subjected to the arbitrary bleeps and blurs that turn regular television moments into decidedly more salacious-sounding ones.

So if the regular headlines have you feeling down today, give the ones in the clip above a spin. They'll put a smile on your face.