Making new friends as an adult can be weird — you're not in school anymore, so that built-in icebreaker of, "Ugh, math is THE WORST," is gone. And more often than not, you probably feel weird asking someone you don't know very well to come over and hang out.

So what's the solution? How does a bro go about befriending another bro once frat parties and intramural sports are out the window?

Sketch group ASAP has the answer: Bromance Hotlines.

Just call 1 (800) COOL-BRO and you'll be connected to all of the fantasy football-lovin', Call Of Duty-playin' bros in your area.

It's foolproof, guys.

Via Tastefully Offensive

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