No one in this video was seriously injured. No one in this video was seriously injured. No one in this video was seriously injured.
Ok, now that we've got that out of the way...
Here is a compilation of videos that will make you wince, laugh, shriek and cry... probably all at once.
How have human beings risen to the top of the food chain? Good question. We have no idea.
Nice pattern though.
Impenetrable To Everything But UV Rays
It's worth the pain because this kid is gonna have the sweetest default pic on Facebook.
Doesn't look too bad on him though.
That is actually pretty impressive. He should consider it for his next tattoo.
This is why it's always important to have someone else apply sunblock to your back.
Thigh High Stockings
Guy must've been wearing the same pair of skin-tight short shorts for a month to get a tan line like that.
Not sure what's worse: what he's wearing now, or the booty shorts he normally wears to the beach. Either way, it's clear what each looks like.
Alternate Bathing Suit
We're glad he's gone the more traditional route today.
This tan may be nature telling him to stop wearing whatever kind of shirt that is.
He seems a little too happy about this.
Pain and embarrassment should speak for themselves here.
Is that the shape of a shirt or just poor sunblock application?
Actually looks kind of cool in a really painful way.
That'll be interesting when she starts peeling.
Can't forget about your feet.
Hard To Reach Spot
It is a really tough part of the back to get to. Never be afraid to ask for some sunblock help.
Worn with honor.
Clearly she passed out on the beach. Now she's passed out on the floor. After she buys some aloe, she should see a doctor about narcolepsy.
This is why you don't shotgun 10 beers on the beach with your frat brothers.
Further evidence that there are some spots on your back you just can't reach.
Can't forget the neck.
Just draw two dots and that dangly red thing on the thumb, and he's got a hand turkey.
Hand On Your Shoulder
Just don't leave it there that long.
Think There's Something On Your Back
He must have nice friends.
Pretty Big Burn
Size matters in this case.
What a peace-loving way to burn half of the skin off your back.