Regis Philbin certainly brought his A-game to the "The View" on Friday. In a thoroughly entertaining interview, he managed to feel up Joy Behar, insult Scott Disick and joke about making love to Betty White.
Things started off on a slightly awkward note when Regis kept brushing up against Joy Behar's breast. "I keep touching your breast, I'm sorry," he confessed. "Don't pretend you're not doing it on purpose," she quipped back, as he jokingly flailed his arms.
Later, Regis confessed that he's not on Twitter, and doesn't even have "an Internet ... I don't even have a Tweeter." When guest co-host Scott Disick corrected his web lingo and chimed in that he had a Twitter account, Regis jabbed, "Boy, I can't wait to see what you say."
Regis also shot down the rumor (started by Betty White herself) that he and Betty made love during his "Hot In Cleveland" guest spot, where he appeared as a flamboyant hairdresser. "No, I didn't make love to Betty White," he reported. That's a shame. Their offspring would be comedy legends.
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