If you were mulling over what to get Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for their next anniversary, we have the perfect idea for you: a Louis Vuitton waffle maker.
Los Angeles-based artist Andrew Lewicki designed a decadent breakfast machine that embosses waffles with the iconic LV logo. Even though it would make the perfect gift for the designer-loving pair, the actual contraption isn't in production. But couldn't you just see Kimye wearing matching robes and bling and munching on some Louis Vuitton waffles?
Lewicki has had food on the brain in the past, designing a gigantic Oreo manhole last year. His latest inspiration really has our minds reeling though. Just think about the possibilities of high fashion cook wear. A Marc Jacobs toaster? Or how about an Alexander Wang egg poacher? We're basically imagining the perfect celebrity wedding registry.
Check out Lewicki's Louis Vuitton waffle maker. Would you buy it?
Here are some fashion inventions that aren't quite as cool as this one.
Worst Fashion Inventions
Wondering what to get the club kid who has everything? Try glow-in-the-dark jeans. Naked & Famous <a href="http://www.nakedandfamousdenim.com/blog/glow-in-the-dark-jeans/" target="_hplink">created these stunners</a> by baking a phosphorescent coating into the fabric. If left out in sunlight or under a light bulb, they'll beam like glow sticks. As an added bonus: "After you beat them up a bit the wear patterns will cause the coating to fade in certain parts of the jean and will create a unique piece of glowing art," Naked & Famous <a href="http://www.nakedandfamousdenim.com/blog/glow-in-the-dark-jeans/" target="_hplink">writes on its blog</a>. What's next for the company? <a href="http://news.discovery.com/tech/scratch-sniff-jeans-120128.html" target="_hplink">Scratch-and-sniff jeans</a>.
Dressing sexy just got a little safer -- and uglier -- with Heel Condoms. Roll on one of these babies to protect your heels from damage and to make your shoes <a href="http://www.theheelcondoms.com/pages/about-us" target="_hplink">what the company calls a "conversation piece."</a> Did you really want to have a conversation about condoms for your shoes? Didn't think so.
Temporary Lip Tattoos
Lip service took on a whole new meaning with Violent Lips' Temporary Lip Tattoos, which come in such questionable styles as fishnet, cheetah and Glitteratti. Luckily, the tattoos are temporary stick-ons, although the embarrassment from wearing them might haunt you for life.
Say goodbye to embarrassing nip slips with Cami Secret, a dickie that snaps onto a bra to cover up that pesky cleavage.