JOKE: The Dalai Lama And The Hot Dog Vendor

The Dalai Lama walks up to a vendor who is selling hamburgers and says, "I want one with everything."

The vendor hands him one and says, "Four bucks."

The Dalai Lama gives him a $5 bill, and waits to receive his change -- but the vendor ignores him.

The Dalai Lama finally asks, "Where's my change?"

The burger vendor replies, "Change only comes from within."

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Comments

[antoinetteh123]

01:03 AM on 08/10/2012

Why did he order a hamburger from a hot dog vendor?

[shambhalalights]

07:02 PM on 08/05/2012

This is sooooo stolen from this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GogjFO8GNEo

Have some shame and come out with your own jokes!!

[curb side]

01:39 AM on 08/03/2012

Dalai Lama is a Buddhist ordering a hot dog? And that overwhelming irony actually has nothing to do with the punchline. Why not ordering a felafel? I could smell a Chinese manufactured insult from miles away.

[Buzzby1949]

08:53 PM on 07/31/2012

The joke would be a lot funnier if it was Barack Obama instead of the Dalai Lama.

[Xavier Jumbo G]

03:38 PM on 07/31/2012

What a waste of time...

[George Edward Buggs]

01:57 PM on 07/31/2012

Dalai Lama to hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything!"

[VelenoSangue]

10:06 PM on 07/31/2012

Let's just make like a tree and get out of here.

[Talossa]

09:07 AM on 07/31/2012

OK, nobody else liked it but I did!