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JOKE: The Dalai Lama And The Hot Dog Vendor

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The Dalai Lama walks up to a vendor who is selling hamburgers and says, "I want one with everything."

The vendor hands him one and says, "Four bucks."

The Dalai Lama gives him a $5 bill, and waits to receive his change -- but the vendor ignores him.

The Dalai Lama finally asks, "Where's my change?"

The burger vendor replies, "Change only comes from within."


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